What would happen if Link met Chica? It wouldn't end well...

Chica would have a pizza party and link with cut the pizza.

You mean the green kid? The one who tries to kill my kind!?! Well I'd- I'd... Give him pizza! :) :) :) :) :)

Well, he'd probably scream like a girl and call Rhett.

Link will tell chica about his adventure and Chica will be really like what

They would eat pizza together