What's your best non-swear insults? Post as many as you want! I just need a few insults to win against my freind, I know the basic ones like: Your birthday cirtificate was an apology letter Were you born on a highway? Cause that's were most accidents happen I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you came unarmed I hope you step on a lego I bet you would be put in hufflepuff Your parents dropped you off at school and were arrested for littering What other good ones are there?