If you had to date a nightguard, which one would it be? I bet a lot of people would pick my brother, the purple guy

Purple Guy he likes me
(I coulculated it and it is off the chart 116%)

Im not gay

None, for a few reasons
1) I don’t know any of them that well.
2) I do however, know that Purple Guy is a murderous psychopath, so he’s definitely not an option.
3) None of them are real, but I guess this question is assuming they are real
4) I’m really bad at anything relating to romantic relationships anyway, and I’d probably mess up right away

I'd rather date an animatronic than a nightguard - sorry.

purple guy he's like me

None

jeremy :)