What are some good comebacks? There's this dude and he is mean and he rides my bus. I need some good comebacks to tell him off. Sorry if this is harsh:)

Thanks! He moved away so I don't have to see him anymore! WOOHOO!!!

pretend to fall but whilst your doing that on purpose kick the bus, if he asks why you did it say it's the power of your ugly face.

if he says f u say no thank u
if he says wat u lookin at say i aint figured ot out yet
if he glaring at u tell him to take a pictrue it last longer
=3 it would help if u told wat he was sayin

-kid no language on earth has a word for how little I care, a quantum square computer that has been calculating for a thousand years, could not APPROCH the amount of f u c k s that I do not give.

-"shut up". "Why don't you shut up, PERMANENTLY"

-why don't you slip into something more comfortable, LIKE A COMA

Well my friend and I came up with stupid comebacks that probably don't even work:
1. If you're called a baby: "Actually I am two years old so I am technically a toddler!"

2. It's not talk to the hand, it's: "Talk to the thumb!"

Lol I know this didn't help at all.

Yay he moved!! But if you need any comebacks anyway here are some.
-Insult: FAIL!!!
You:no one asked for your life story.
-Sorry didn't get that. I don't speak idiot.
I'd call you a retard but that would be offensive to retards....
If you need anymore just ask me!!

He says your so stupid or why or you an idiot! He copies everything I say!