funny life stories? so i made a post on my wall about something funny that happened and keep comenting on it with other funny stories so i decided that i should just make a thing to put them on AND TELL ME YOURS

Yesterday when it was really late I went outside and started screaming I kissed a girl

Wow so future me scrolling through my old stuff here
I have so many interesting life stories that I cant even remember them all
But one time, it was like the 2nd day of school and me and my friend had a class together, which was upstairs. (at a new school, btw) I was just following where she was going, she didnt have any idea where the stairs were apparently so we walked to the end of a hall where there was an area identical to where our lockers were, I assumed there was a ramp See More or something since it looked like it went a little upwards when I looked back at the hallway. Anyways I knew we had our names taped to our lockers but I guess I just thought they took them off because they wanted us to memorize where they are or something (I'm really dumb) so I went to "my locker" and opened it.
It wasnt my locker.
My friend I was walking with proceeded to laugh at me and i kind of laughed to because it was funny.
We walked and actually found the stairs that time.
I'll remember that.

I have a funny one. This was yesterday at school when I was eating lunch with my friends ( one of them was at the dentist) ( one of them has a different lunch) and it was me and my friend Addy and said I should text Alissa if she was coming back, and it replied back as “who is this” and I said me Dakota. And the person said “my name is Jaroun people call me JD” and I said “sorry wrong number “ . It was Addy and Alissa’s fault. Alissa gave me her wrong number to her new phone. See More And it was Addy’s fault for saying I should text Alissa. And I got so mad at them

(only aphmau fans will understand)
so on halloween I was kawaii~chan and my friend nutella and i were talking outside in the hall (since our classrooms are across from eachother) and someone came out of the room and she was dressed as an angel and i just screamed "ITS IRENE" while pointing at her and then instantly ran into my classroom

Here's the last funny one that I know... when my brother was playing Far Cry 5, he blew up the truck and the two bad guys went flying as the other one got hit by a another truck that was driving by...then my father said, "That guy didn't seem happy when the vehicle came by!" And I started laughing like heck....last but not least..I saw this football player that came out of no where in town, as he started running towards the guy, he said, "Here, take this football!" As the football See More player ran off...the guy was like, "Ok?"...suddenly all the other football players came by, they were like, "Football!" And the guy's eyes begin to widen and he said, "Oh Shoot!" He ran off with it as fast as he could....

The second hilarious story that I did in the game was C.O.D...it was a battle challenge that we were doing...while I was hiding on the roof, I watched my father walk past by...then I jumped off the roof behind him and I yelled, "Surprise!" While shooting...suddenly, my father turned around, and was like "Huh?" Then he shot me as I died falling to the ground...

I do have something hilarious, when my father was playing Dead Island...he was pretending to teach a zombie about math while the zombies were going after him...while the zombies were after him, he starts kicking and asking them about the answers of math and said the answers when the zombies hit to the ground...right after that the zombie died and he said, "Awe, he didn't survive from math..." then he looks over the other zombie and realized that it died happy with a smile on his See More face... then he said, "Durr, I'm so happy that I learned something new today!" There's more...

Before my dad passed away, one day we went to McDonald’s and all he had was hundreds and we went up to the drive through and when my dad handed the woman at the window she yelled “Hundred!” And the manager looked at us, and my dad drives this van that looks like a van that clowns that kidnap people looks like, and she counted it out and gave us an extra burger but I think she gave us all our change I’ll remember that for a while lol

When I was like 10 years old, I was at McDonald's with my grandma. I went to go get a soda refill, and some 13-14 year old looking boy came up to me and said, "My boi Cristian wants yer number." I was like wtf. I just walked away.
I was kinda tall, so I guess I looked older to him.