Stranger: *grabs a knife and throws it and it lands in a wooden table* Me: *walks in and sees the knife in the table* THAT IS MAHOGANY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"This table is made out of *deep voice* mahogany..." "Mahogany wood is made in the firey depths of Hell, where it burns and burns... Untill they cut down the tree." Jeebus, *deep voice* mahogany, gotta love TFS and their jokes *deep voice* mahogany.
Me: *walks in and sees the knife in the table* THAT IS MAHOGANY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Mahogany wood is made in the firey depths of Hell, where it burns and burns... Untill they cut down the tree."
Jeebus, *deep voice* mahogany, gotta love TFS and their jokes *deep voice* mahogany.