best yo mamma joke

yo mama so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printin
11 votes
yo mama so ugly she made the banana split
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yo mama so fat she was Miley Cyrus's wrecking ball
1 vote
yo mama so ugly she made ugly look pretty
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yo mama so short she can't get high
9 votes
yo mama so hairy Tarzan can't get through her bush
3 votes
yo mama so stupid the tortoise beat her in the race by a mile
0 votes

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YO MAMMA SO STUPID SHE THOUGHT NICKLEBACK WAS A REFUND
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on February 21, 2017
Mine is
A.) your mammas so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl
And
B.) Your mammas so fat her patronus is a cake
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on October 26, 2015
@Destiny_The_Lion if that was my name then my username would be Jasmine 321 xx but no my name is Marta
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on April 30, 2015
First one lol
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@Destiny_The_Lion why thank u I ♥♥♥yo mamma jokes
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on April 30, 2015
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on April 30, 2015