What would you rather do? (Part 3)

Be forced to compete the Annual Compost Eating Contest.
10 votes
Marry your bed and kiss it everyday until you have wrinkles. ( Remember! No divorcing.)
23 votes

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I can cheat on my bed
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Or I could kill it for its life insurance policy
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Yes
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on July 13, 2015
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on July 10, 2015
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on July 10, 2015
No divorcing? What about cheating? ?
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on June 28, 2015
The bed
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on September 17, 2014
Marry my bed because we have this thing called divorce xD also I do love my bed so it wouldn't be that bed xD
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It says NO DIVORCE.
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You changed that then but i'd still go with the bed
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on August 06, 2014
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on August 06, 2014
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on August 04, 2014
Bed. I love you.
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on August 04, 2014
marry my bed!
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on August 04, 2014