Slenderman: Who do you like more?

Slenderman: Who do you like more?

Splendorman! Splendorman: Yay! Im glad you picked me!
Splendorman! Splendorman: Yay! Im glad you picked me!
10 votes
Trendorman! Trendorman: Then we need to get you OUT of those cloths and get something more your type! Wolf: <3
Trendorman! Trendorman: Then we need to get you OUT of those cloths and get something more your type! Wolf: <3
4 votes
Offendorman! Offendorman: Wanna go out? *Smirks* Wolf: O.O Seriously?
Offendorman! Offendorman: Wanna go out? *Smirks* Wolf: O.O Seriously?
6 votes
Good old Slenderman! Slenderman: Thank you my child...
Good old Slenderman! Slenderman: Thank you my child...
30 votes

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I can say with absolute certainty that offender man might just be a pedophile
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on June 08, 2017
Offendorman. I say no to him flirting and I go show him to Bill Cipher the dream demon. He does not need to flirt. Especially with me a insane, crazy, weird girl that would make a deal with Bill Cipher.
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Offenderman: Mmmm? I would flirt with you anyway, sexy~
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on August 01, 2016
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on July 30, 2016
Slenderman
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Slenderman: Thank you, my child...
Trendorman: No fashion... What so ever... -.-
Offenderman: Aw what a shame, my dear~
Splendorman: Yay! My brother has a new friend! *Smiles*
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on July 20, 2016
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on July 20, 2016
Splendy. He is pretty cool
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on June 05, 2016
Me:do you 4 want to know who's best in my oppinion from best to least.
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Me:slender man on top because he's my favourite creepy pasta. in 2nd is splendour man because he is cool. 3rd goes to trendorman cause he's okay in my oppinion and offendorman sorry but your creepy ass bastard.
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Me:God damn it.*starts searching*
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on April 15, 2016
Wolf: Thanks... Offendorman: *Grabs hold of my foot and teleports away*
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on April 15, 2016
Me:*pulls her away from him*
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on April 15, 2016
Offenderman: *Is squishing Wolf* Wolf: Ow, help me!
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on April 15, 2016
Me:*tackles offendorman out of no where and points the gun at his forehead*
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on April 15, 2016
Offendorman: *Puts Wolf in the way of the gun and keeps running*
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on April 15, 2016
Me:*behind him pointing a revolver to his head*
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on April 15, 2016
Offendorman: *Heals self and takes Wolf* Wolf: Ahh!
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on April 15, 2016
ME:*kicks offendorman in the head*
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on April 15, 2016
Wolf: *Backs up and trips over Offendorman* Oww jerk...
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on April 15, 2016
Me:*blushes*uhh.
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on April 15, 2016
Spledorman: *Stops and puts us together and leaves* Wolf: *Blushes* Uhhhh
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on April 15, 2016
Me:*just rolls with it*
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on April 15, 2016
Splendorman: *Grabs you too and spins around with both of us* Hehe...
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on April 15, 2016
ME:*sigh*
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on April 15, 2016
Wolf: N-no don't shoot him! *Stands in front of him and holds out a hand* Splendorman: *Takes it and spins Wolf around while turning back to normal*
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on April 15, 2016
Me:*reloads revolver*
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on April 15, 2016
Splendorman: *Tilts head in a creepy way* Wolf: Ahhh! *Shivers more*
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on April 15, 2016
ME:*looks*uhh splendorman what's with the creepy ass face.
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on April 15, 2016
Wolf: *Holds onto you* Oh crap *Shivers* L-look at his face... *His face is torn up and bloody and his eyes are glowing red* Splendorman: ...
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on April 15, 2016
Me:I'm not scared.
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on April 15, 2016
Wolf: Yeah... Thats why im scared of him...
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on April 15, 2016
Me:no problem.*looks at offendorman*holy shit splendoran did a number on him.
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on April 15, 2016
Wolf: T-thanks *Blushes*
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on April 15, 2016
Me:*helps her up*
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on April 15, 2016
Wolf: *While backing up i trip and fall* Oww...
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on April 15, 2016
Me:splendorman happened.
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on April 15, 2016
Wolf: *Walks in sees Offendorman and backs into a wall* W-what happened?!
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on April 15, 2016
ME:*holding a revolver*
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on April 15, 2016
Offendorman: Holly sh- Spledorman: *Puts one of his arms threw Offendorman's neck and tears his throat out* Offendorman: *Falls on the floor* Splendorman: ...
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on April 15, 2016
*BANG*
me:*bullet goes wizzing by offendorman's head*
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on April 15, 2016
Splendorman: Hey wanna g- Offendorman: Hey guys are you 2 on a date or what?
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on April 15, 2016
ME:*smiles*
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on April 15, 2016
Spledorman: Yay =^.^=
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on April 15, 2016
Me:yep.
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on April 15, 2016
Splendorman: Is your ice cream the one you like?
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on April 15, 2016
Me:*eats my ice cream*
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on April 15, 2016
Splendorman: Yay *Hands you your favorite ice cream then eats his ice cream* :3
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on April 15, 2016
Me:sure.
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on April 14, 2016
Splendorman: Oh uhh icecream?
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on April 14, 2016
Me:okay then splendorman where were we.
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on April 14, 2016
Splendorman: *Looks sad of being ignored* ...
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on April 14, 2016
Me:cry baby.
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on April 14, 2016
Offendorman: Screw you... *Looks scared and teleports away*
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on April 14, 2016
Me:*shrugs*i got nothing better to do.*looks at offendorman and snickers*
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on April 14, 2016
Spledorman: Wanna hang out with me? :3
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on April 14, 2016
Me:yeah f*ck that.
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on April 14, 2016
Splendorman: Oww! Slenderman: *Puts sunglasses on* I have a job to do... *Leaves*
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on April 14, 2016
Me:*slams into splendormam*oow. WHAT THE HELL I THOUGHT WE WERE FREINDS!!
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on April 14, 2016
Slenderman: ... *Looks annoyed at that comment* Trendorman: No one knows good fashion.... Splendorman: You and your new friend look cute together~ Slenderman: *Throws you at Splendorman* You have him... Offendorman: *Moans in pain on the floor* Owwwww....
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on April 14, 2016
ME:*smiles*i won't your my creepy pasta pal.
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on April 14, 2016
Slenderman: Don't you dare kick me...
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on April 14, 2016
ME:*apears on slendermans shoulder*hiya pal.
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on April 14, 2016
Offenderman: *Falls to the ground* Ahhhh! Slender's: Ow i felt that....
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on April 14, 2016
ME:*jumps off kicks him in the balls and turns invisible*
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on April 14, 2016
Offenderman: *Looks in the mirror* AHHHHH! Slenderman and his brother's: What? Oh gosh what happened?! Offenderman: FOXY!!!!
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on April 14, 2016
Me:*standing on offendormans head with out him knowing*makes offendorman derp face*
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on April 14, 2016
Offenderman: Nah i got my fan girls to please~ Slender's Brother: Eww! Slenderman: Yuck...
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on April 14, 2016
Me:*snickers at offender man*first you've got to catch me bitch.*turns invisible*
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on April 14, 2016
Slenderman: Like i told you guys....Im winning... Slender brother's: SHUT UP! Splendorman: Yay still second!! He said im cool *Screams* Offenderman: I want to kill you so bad... Trendorman: You barley know fashion!!!
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on April 14, 2016
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on April 13, 2016
Slender brother's: Yeah! Slenderman: No...
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on April 13, 2016
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on April 13, 2016
Slenderman: Winning! Hehe... Spledorman: Im second!! Wanna party?! Trendorman: I don't understand why people have no sense of fashion!! Ofenderman: Fashion?! Haha i don't know why they don't like the hottest brother!! Slenderman:Your anything but hot...
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on April 12, 2016
You of course Slenderman!
Slenderman:Thank you my child...
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on April 12, 2016
Don't forget to check out my backstory!! https://www.qfeast.com/story/mgagU2/My-Backstory >:)
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on April 09, 2016