When you're home alone and someone knocks on your door, you...?

What I do is not listen and if it keeps going I look through my window after I crawl along the floor and do all of this cool ninja stuff I don't need to do, like somersault all over my bed and floor XD

When a stranger comes to the door,
what do you do kids?

That's right!
You go get your father's shotgun and aim for the face!

hide in the kitchen

Actually, I'd just sit very quiet and still so it'd seem like nobody was home.

Having a machete in my right hand that's behind my back

Open the door but inside I'm like "what if it's a murderer? What will I do? How will I survive" and then it turns out to be my brother who locked himself outside :/