J.D. is straight up badass. "Bring marshmallows, we'll make smores" HE WAS TALKING ABOUT MAKING SMORES WHILE PLOTTING TO BURN AN ENTIRE SCHOOL FULL OF CHILDREN. TELL ME THAT ISN'T FRIGGEN AWESOME
DEAR DIARY, WELCOME TO MY CANDY STOOORE, COULD YOU FIGHT FOR ME? FREEEEZE YOUR BRAAAAAAIN, DANG DANG DIGGITY DANGA DANG, I DECIDED I MUST RIDE YOU TIL I BREAK YOU, MYRIAD, NICE... YOU MAKE MY BALLS SO BLUE~, WE'RE WHAT KILLED THE DINOSAURS, I LOVE MY DEAD GAY SON, WE DONT CHOOSE WHO LIVES OR DIES, SHINE SHINE SHINE A LIGHT, still the weakest must goooo..., WHINE See More WHINE WHINE ALL NIGHT, MY KINDERGARTEN BOYFRIEND AND I, COME JOIN HEATHER IN HELL, BAM BAM BAM!, I WISH YOUR MOM HAD BEEN A LITTLE STRONGER, say hi to god..., MARTHA ARE YOU FREE TONIIIIIGHT?
*high fives*
HE IS MY #1 FAVORITE CHARACTER IN THE MOVIE AND THE MUSICAL