life update; I’m a lesbian. I have a crush on one of my friends, and I wanna kiss another one of my friend’s who lives a few states away but yk
on August 03, 2021
on March 09, 2020
somebody give me love pls I have no friends </3
on December 29, 2019
I wanna color myself orange so Donald trump will love me ?
on December 29, 2019
I will never understand users who start drama and post about other users just bc they pissed about something they said or sum shit like that. It will forever be a mystery to me, because you’re just making the problem bigger than what it needs to be. It’s fvcking stupid. Because then you’re making that person upset. They might start posting bout you. Then you’ll get mad AGAIN post bout them again and a forever ending cycle of all that bs.
on December 29, 2019
dark humor jokes ahead bc I think they funny and like to post dark shit:
Warning: hella unoriginal I got these off google
I have good and bad news," the doctor said to his patient. "Give me the good news first," the patient said. "Your test results are back," the doctor said, "and you have only two days to live." "That's the good news?" the patient exclaimed. "What's the bad news?" "I've been trying to reach you for two days."
Woman delivers baby. Doctor takes the baby, and throws See More it, smashing around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. Mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging “WHYYYY!!??”. Doctor holds baby upside down by the ankle and says “I’m just fūcking with you, it was born dead”.
A man walks into a rooftop bar and takes a seat next to another guy. “What are you drinking?” he asks the guy.
“Magic beer,” he says.
“Oh, yeah? What’s so magical about it?”
Then he shows him: He swigs some beer, dives off the roof, flies around the building, then finally returns to his seat with a triumphant smile.
“Amazing!” the man says. “Lemme try some of that!” The man grabs the beer. He downs it, leaps off the roof —and plummets 15 stories to the ground.
The bartender shakes his head. “You know, you’re a real jerk when you’re drunk, Superman.”
Warning: hella unoriginal I got these off google
I have good and bad news," the doctor said to his patient. "Give me the good news first," the patient said. "Your test results are back," the doctor said, "and you have only two days to live." "That's the good news?" the patient exclaimed. "What's the bad news?" "I've been trying to reach you for two days."
Woman delivers baby. Doctor takes the baby, and throws See More it, smashing around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. Mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging “WHYYYY!!??”. Doctor holds baby upside down by the ankle and says “I’m just fūcking with you, it was born dead”.
A man walks into a rooftop bar and takes a seat next to another guy. “What are you drinking?” he asks the guy.
“Magic beer,” he says.
“Oh, yeah? What’s so magical about it?”
Then he shows him: He swigs some beer, dives off the roof, flies around the building, then finally returns to his seat with a triumphant smile.
“Amazing!” the man says. “Lemme try some of that!” The man grabs the beer. He downs it, leaps off the roof —and plummets 15 stories to the ground.
The bartender shakes his head. “You know, you’re a real jerk when you’re drunk, Superman.”
on December 29, 2019
can I talk to someone I’m feeling kinda down rn
on December 26, 2019
on December 25, 2019
This is the point in my life where I question what half the shit on my newsfeed is
on December 25, 2019
when you’re lowkey crying because of something you thought was a joke at first but now you’re starting to think it’s not and it’s lowkey breaking you inside and now all those jokes you made about being mad about it are becoming real
on December 15, 2019
I shall never love again.
My one true love was tAkEn
I feel so upset, I’m crying rn generally.
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cUrSe yOu @lovergirl10
My one true love was tAkEn
I feel so upset, I’m crying rn generally.
??????????????????????????????????????????????????????✂️✂️
cUrSe yOu @lovergirl10
on December 13, 2019
I’m sorry I’m taken by @lovergirl10 and I can’t have another girl
No hard feelings ??
No hard feelings ??
on December 13, 2019