Which Dad Joke Personality Are You? (1)

Which Dad Joke Personality Are You? (1)

Find out which hilarious dad joke personality matches your sense of humor!

published on April 13
1/10

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

Heels
Sneakers
Boots
Sandals
2/10

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired
It was too lazy
It needed a break
It had a flat tire
3/10

What do you call fake spaghetti?

What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta
A noodle dud
Spaghettaboutit
Fauxghetti
4/10

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field
Because he was a-maize-ing
Because he was hay-larious
Because he was stuffed with talent
5/10

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

Chilled to the bone
Icy fangs
A frosty bite
Frostbite
6/10

Why don't skeletons fight each other?

Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They are spineless
They don't have the guts
They are too bony
They have a bone to pick
7/10

How do you organize a space party?

You planet
You star-t organizing
You space it out
You galaxy together
8/10

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because it was too loud
Because it was too lazy
Because it had cold feet
Because it was always spotted
9/10

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing, they just waved
I sea what you did there
Nice to see you ocean
You're making waves
10/10

Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion?

It was a dairy disaster
There was nothing left but de-brie
It was a gouda mess
Cheesy jokes abound