The Pun-tastic Personality Quiz

The Pun-tastic Personality Quiz

Find out which pun-tastic personality best matches your sense of humor!

published on December 06, 2023
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What do you call a fake noodle?

What do you call a fake noodle?
A pasta forgery
An impasta
A spaghetti impostor
A faux-caroni
2/11

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he stuffed the competition
Because he knew how to harvest attention
Because he was outstanding in his field
Because he had the best straw-pability
3/11

What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?

What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
Go conquer the bison land!
I'll miss you, but I know you'll have a wild time
Remember to hoove your dreams
Bison
4/11

Why did the bicycle fall over?

Why did the bicycle fall over?
It was two-tired
It had a flat tire and couldn't handle the pressure
It lost its balance chain
Someone was trying to pedal their agenda
5/11

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
A frosty fangpire
A chilly sucker
An icy count
Frostbite
6/11

Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because electrons are negatively charged
Because they're always up to some element of surprise
Because they're nit-picking on their behavior
Because they make up everything
7/11

How does a penguin build its house?

How does a penguin build its house?
With fl-ice and water glue
Igloos it together
By putting on a suit and attending a real estate seminar
By sliding blocks of ice into place
8/11

Why did the tomato turn red?

Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it was caught ketchup-ing on the latest gossip
Because it saw the salad dressing
Because it was blushing after a saucy comment
Because it realized it was pastas prime
9/11

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A jaws-less honey lover
A gummy bear
A toothless teddy
A brrr-ainless bear
10/11

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Because they're busy becoming omelettes
Because they don't want anyone to poach their material
Because yolks can be hard to deliver
Because they might crack up
11/11

What did one wall say to the other wall?

What did one wall say to the other wall?
Let's stay together and support each other
I'll meet you at the corner
I'm sorry, I don't see eye to eye with you
I'll make sure to plaster a smile on either side