Is Your Cat Planning to Kill You?

Is Your Cat Planning to Kill You?

Well? Haven't you ever just lain awake in bed at night... Wondering...

published on April 23, 2015
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How old is your cat?

Teeny tiny just born kitten!
Fairly young kitten
Adolescent
Adult cat
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Is your cat fat?

Yes
No
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How often does your cat rub against your legs or boop you on the head?

All the time!
Once a day
Once every 2-3 days
Once a week
Once a month
Never.
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Which of the following has your cat done most recently?

Had a staring competition with you
Groomed itself
Done something unexplainable and stupid
Bitten or scratched you
Purred
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If your house was burning and you could save one thing or animal (your family is safe) what would you save?

The cat of course!
The dog...
I don't know but not my cat, my cat is tough as nails and can take care of itself.
My iPad/iPod/technological device
If I tried to save my cat, we'd both burn to death.
6/8

How would you describe your cat in one word?

Adorable
Fat
Untrusting (of others, not you)
Dumb
Creepy
Solitary
7/8

How much affection do you give your cat?

Lots
Less
Some
Little
None
8/8

Rate how much your cat scares you (1 is the most)

1
2
3
4
5