Which umbrella academy character are you?

Which umbrella academy character are you?

Hello thotties. to my loyal 43 followers on this website: you thought you saw the last of me. well, think again bitches. its been about 5 years that I've been on this site... its impossible to get rid of me. I will always be here. I will never leave. to my one friend in the chess club on here: please type in it. I've posted multiple times saying "how do you play chess?" yet you continue to ignore me. please. you let me in the club but I don't even know how to play. im a fraud, a fool, and I dont know what any of the pieces mean. However comma, I do know how to play checkers. anyways, this quiz will tell you which umbrella academy character you are! enjoy! : ) whoever you get is your kin for life!

published on April 22, 2019
1/12

Pick a candle from bath and body works.

Pick a candle from bath and body works.
Rosewater and ivy
Peach bellini
Crisp green apple
Fiji white sands
Butterscotch toffee
Eucalyptus mint
Angel food cupcake
Cinnamon spiced vanilla
Mineral springs
Vanilla bean
Mahogany teakwood
Black cherry merlot
bergamot waters
2/12

Favourite vine out of these options?

Favourite vine out of these options?
"Road work ahead? Uh yeah, I sure hope it does"
"Girl guess what they got guess what they got...la fee saviers"
"look at all those chickens!"
The one where the man is sent into the lake on his air mattress while sleeping, he sits up and
screams
"I mean four female ghost busters? the feminists are taking over! IM AN ADULT VIRGIN!"
"ah fock, I cant believe you've done this" (said in a British accent after being punched)
What up im jared im 19 and I never learned how to read
The one with the baby covered in peanut butter and they just go "ah"
"I smell wike beef...I smell wike beef..."
"This bitch empty! YEET!"
The one where the kids are playing rap music and the mom is like "No!!! what is this!!! no!!!"
THE SAND GUARDIAN, GUARDIAN OF THE SAND
"pepsi bottle...a Coca Cola glass.....I dont give a damn" after pouring the pepsi in the coke glass.
3/12

Whats your favourite flavour of juice?

Whats your favourite flavour of juice?
Grape
Pineapple
Strawberry and kiwi
Apple
Wildberry
Orange juice (with pulp)
Orange juice (without pulp)
Juice tastes like piss, water is supreme
Milk
Iced tea
Fruit punch
Kool aid
Capri sun
4/12

numbered 1-13 from left to right. which planet is your fave out of these options.

numbered 1-13 from left to right. which planet is your fave out of these options.
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
5/12

What is your favourite type of shoe.

What is your favourite type of shoe.
Flip flops
Crocs
Birks
Vans
Converse
Thigh high boots
Nikes
Adidas superstars
Ugg boots
Dr Martens
Timberlands
Kitten heels
Platform heels
6/12

Theoretically, if you always carried around a purse/backpack/weird ass trendy holographic fanny pack, what would you ALWAYS like to have with you in it?

Theoretically, if you always carried around a purse/backpack/weird ass trendy holographic fanny pack, what would you ALWAYS like to have with you in it?
Gum
Tissues
Lip balm
earbuds
a fuckton of hard candies
tampons/pads
mints
hand cream so ur hands dont get crusty.
A planner
a lil snack
Hand sanitizer
A Swiss army knife
Mini bottle of sriracha hot sauce
7/12

If you needed to buy new sheets for your bed, where would you go to buy them?

If you needed to buy new sheets for your bed, where would you go to buy them?
Ikea
Walmart
Bed bath and beyond
Order off amazon
Costco
Jysk
Homesense
Target
Macys
Home Depot
wtf are sheets??????? y'all sleep with a cover on ur bed? wack
Urban outfitters
Order shitty 200 thread count sheets from some other place online
8/12

Favourite flavour of la Croix?

Favourite flavour of la Croix?
Lime
Pure
Lemon
Orange
Berry
Cran-raspberry
Pamplemousse
Peach pear
Coconut
mango
Tangerine
key lime
Passionfruit
9/12

If you were to go to Coachella, what would you wear?

If you were to go to Coachella, what would you wear?
Some grungy edge lord outfit
Probably a pink and pastel themed outfit
Probs something 'hypebeasts' wear, like a supreme hoodie, Gucci flip flops, etc
I would wear comfortable clothes
Fishnet tights with nothing beneath them, and nipple tassels
A band t shirt and jeans
My fursuit
Something with a fuckton of marijuana leaves on it
I would dress like I normally do?
I would wear a bikini
I would go full indie bitch. buy my entire outfit from urban outfitters.
I would cover my entire body in glitter.
Some 2 piece floral lookin outfit
10/12

If you were forced to watch a documentary, which one would you choose?

If you were forced to watch a documentary, which one would you choose?
Blue planet
Fyre (the fyre festival documentary)
Some crime documentary
Blackfish (the one about the orca that killed a fuckton of people)
Paris is burning
March of the penguins
Flight of the butterflies
Life
Africa
Frozen planet
Natural curiosities
The ivory game
Walking with dinosaurs
11/12

What is your skincare routine? Choose the one that fits you best.

What is your skincare routine? Choose the one that fits you best.
I wash my face once in the evening.
I usually wash my face twice a day and scrub the living shit out of it when I do.
I do a fuckton of stuff for my skin. wash it 2 times a day, moisturize, cleanse, tone, etc.
I wash my face twice a day (morning and night) with my hands.
I wash my face twice a day, and then moisturize afterwards.
I do nothing. I dont even wash my face
I wash my face twice a day with a washcloth.
I use an all natural skin care routine (coconut oil to take off makeup, etc.)
I wash my face once in the morning, then moisturize.
I wash my face twice a day with hand soap.
I use makeup removing wipes, then wash my face with water in the evening.
I scald my face with hot water twice a day to clean it, and then moisturize.
I wash my face twice a day, moisturize, then put spf on it. I dont want to get skin cancer!!
12/12

What was your favourite after school snack to eat when you were a child?

What was your favourite after school snack to eat when you were a child?
Goldfish
Ants on a log
Grapes with green apple jello powder sprinkled on them. (I went to a mommy blog and supposedly
this is a real thing.)
Cheese and crackers
Ham and cheese roll ups
Fruit by the foot
Peanut butter on bananas
Dunkaroos
Scooby doo gummies
Fruit gushers
Fudgesicle
Sliced apples with something to dip them in (peanut butter, caramel, etc)
Rice crispy square