Oc skits and stuff

Isa: qwq seems like we’re into the crazy ones-
Nightmare: qwq seems like it-
Isa: let us suffer in silence QWQ
Nightmare:QWQ so we don’t get killed-

Mari: qwq lichen can thye have just one-
Mari: thier your sons
Lichen: UmU no they’re my brownies
Lichen: nobody gets to eat them-
Lichen: your lucky you get to look at its glory UmU
Sev: QmQ
*syrus runs out of lichens office* I FOUND A SECRET BROWIE STASH See More
Sev: HELL YES-
Lichen: IF YOU TOUCH THOSE BROWNIES I SWEAR TO GOD-

Nex; =w= why should i have to follow your rules
Lichen: =_= its my house asshole
Nex: u3u screw your rules imma eat a brownie
Lichen: dont. You.dare.
*nex ate one* too late U3U
*long story short nex became fried chicken-*

Sev: qmq can I have a brownie
Lichen: umu no
Sev: QMQ JUST ONE-
Lichen: NEVER
Sev: *tries to snatch one*
Lichen: I will disown you child-

Mari: uwu want a brownie?
Isa: sure :o
Lichen: if you touch my brownies with your hands
Lichen: YOU WONT HAVE HANDS-
isa: QWQ oh-

Isa: who do you think made it uwu
Isa: anyways I’m the oldest therefore it’s mine-
Tynan: not how it works-
Anwir: =W= it’s mine
Saint: =3= it’s mine
Saint:I BECAME A WHOLE ASS TREE THAT FULES EVERYONE
tynan: good point See More
Isa: =3= i grow trees so shush-
Anwir: =3=-
Saint: =_=
Isa: UwU-
Tynan: I’m done with this bs-
Syrus: QmQ-

Nex: Iggy- I'm not sure how to say- but you have to slow down things. I don't think he's that into you
Igvor: QMQ WHAT- NO- HE IS-
Nex: qwq he doesn't even want to live with us- I can tell by the way he's acting
Igvor: u3u maybe it's the fact you guys are here too. Doesn't have to do with me.
Nex: listen I know your crushing really hard right now- and pitifully single- but PLEASE try to be careful who you give your heart too. I don't want anyone to break it qwq
Igvor: says the See More guy who broke it- trust me, I'll be fine uwu
Nex: qwq if you say so- *cough* you bigass simp *cough* u3u
Igvor: QMQ IM NOT A SIMP-

Anwir: =3= the throne was mine
Saint: no it wasnt-
Tynan: were all basically overthrown can we stop
Anwir: shut it-
Isa: uwu hi-
Isa: and i should totally rule this place
Tynan: you left- See More
Isa: UWU I’m more qualified then you
Syrus: QWQ BUT
syrus: qwq its my throne-

Rain: =3= who asked
Ember: u3u you did by starting this conversation
Rain: =w= you-
Ember: don't give a fuckk what you think, yes.
Rain: =_=- I could kill you
Ember: in your dreams maybe. Or nightmares considering that's the only place I'll ever visit in your head <3
Rain: =w= you don't scare me- See More
Ember: neither do you. Your a pussy.
Rain: Fucck you-
Ember: sorry not interested-

Homophobic bitches: boy or girl
Asuna: person who exists
Homophobic bitches: pink or blue
Asuna: orange :0
Homophobic bitches: =3= what’s in your pants
*asuna reaches in her pocket* :O candy-

Mari: uwu lichen
Lichen: qwq oh no, I know that tone-
Mari: I want to adopt another childe
Lichen: QMQ ANOTHER ONE- At this point we're taking in the whole orphanage
Mari: u3u he's super powerful, and adorable. And enjoys my cooking
Lichen: QWQ not the cooking-
Mari: oh and I was thinking- Avion needs a new place to stay- so maybe TWO CHILDES. and a dog :D See More
Lichen: QMQ- No-

Saint: I can make inanimate object come alive uwu *taps the coffee maker*
Coffee: =3= lichen
Coffee: you use me WAY TO MUCH
Old coffee maker:QWQ tell me about it- I’m broken because of him
Coffee: QWQ GIVE US A BREAK
lichen: QWQ I’ll give you one when I get one so shush

Voldir: she does realize Santa doesn’t exi-
Blaise:NEVER- EVER- SAY THAT-
Blaise: she will pull out a whole bulletin board of proof that Santa is real.
Voldir: I-
Asuna: UwU the stars on top
Voldir: so she just keeps it up year around?
Scratch: prettty much- See More
Voldir: qwq great

Voldir: asuna why are you putting up Christmas decorations
Scratch: she does yhis ever year don't mind it
Voldir: its july-
Asuna: UWU Christmas in July
Scratch: asuna-
Asuna: uwu don't be mad when I get all the presents
*next day asuna comes in with a tree* See More
Voldir: wtf-
Asuna: UMU

Battle for husbands
Blue: umu I’m the original
Scratch: technically i am
Me: QWQ’’
Dante: UWU IM THE ORGINAL I WAS MADE IN 2014
Lorenzo: =3= so was i
Me: uwu the best boys- See More
Voldir: why am i- oh Nevermind-

Badass wife meeting
Mari: uwu I am here
Lidia: so am I
Me: UWU I AM TOO
Morana: so am I but who's she-
Asuna: qwq okay technically we're not even together HOWEVER I can still kick all your asses at once

WE'VE GOT ALL COLOURS OF THE RAINBOW HERE- (all the ones I can remember on little sleep)
Straight: Scar, Alex
Bisexual: Mari, Syrus, Aero, Scratch, lichen, a few others
Omnisexual: Seven
Pansexual: Iris, Jace, a few others
Demisexual: Aero
Gay: Nightmare, rain, kaidan, keir, Kage, Cass, and more See More
Lesbian: Romilda, Stripe, Joanna, etc
Genderqueer: Aero
Genderfluid: Narvi
Transgender: Berry, Kiera
Polysexual: Ajax

AND MANY MORE

Sneekpeek of one of my favorite characters (jace)
Jace: sooooooooo-
Aero: qwq soooooo-
Lilith: QWQ
Jace: what going to be for supper?
Lilith: are we just going to gloss over the fact that you seriously almost killed us five seconds ago-
Jace: excuse me- me? Lady I feel offended umu it was those guys remember *points to a couple of knocked out guys with guns* See More
Lilith: QMQ They only started attacking since we've been hanging out with you-
Jace: QwQ so your calling me a bad luck magnet now-
Aero: guys- qmq
Lilith: no- just- agh just tell us why their after you
Jace: u3u oh I totally would except it's fun teasing you while I'm "mysterious"
Aero: QWQ guys-
Lilith: QMQ Well just tell us lready before I-
Aero: GUYS QMQ
Jace: yeah clover kid? *he ruffled aeros hair*
Aero: qwq the bad guys kind of ran away-
Lilith: =_= dammit Jace-

Me:lichen I love you I really do but you hate everyone
Lichen: not true
Mari: QWQ dear it is
Lichen:name one person i hate
Me:anyone but your family
Lichen: i-
Lichen:qwq you got me there

Me: blue-
Me; technically we’re like the god of gods
Me: soooo I can kill anyone right?
Blue: um yeah I guess
Me:UwU perfect GET OVER HERE KAIN-