*sighs* Bye then. I am about to literally get a piece of metal stitched into me for no real reason. Which is actually not the weirdest thing that I've ever done. *teleports to a hospital because I'm too lazy to walk*
TO start of it was shattered into about 9 different bits by a evil deamon lord, which I had to recolect form all over faerun, fighting all sorts of beasties along the way, then I get kidnapped, the sword and shard stolen, being a spirit reaver for a time then fighting gods, just to simplify it
Also, "what in Helheim?" sounds better and is related to Norse mythology.
Annnd there's no one else that could possibly buy it? Or maybe you could use it yourself?