pick up lines (1)

Are you antidepressants?
Cause I really need you.

You look as tasty as an Oreo cookie
Now all you need is some cream filling

Do you need water to live?
Yeah? Look, we already have something in common!

This is my cousin's other pickup line. I'm doing this cuz he's been trying and no girl will go out with him. He even stopped throwing mashed potatoes on the ceiling! He's getting discouraged. I'm looking to cheer him up. See More

Damn girl, are you a therapist?
Because I have a lot of problems and I just need someone to talk to...

I don't need a transducer because I know you're hot!

Baby, do we need a prenup contract or it is enougth with the TTIP?

Looks like you need some laying on of hands for the commission of sin.

You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.

Can you help me reconfigure my GPS system? I need directions to find my way into your heart.

I need zora’s tunic because I want to swim deep in you.

Are you a swim bag? Because you got everything I need.

You can call me food because, trust me,
You need me inside you

You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you.
You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how.

Hey girl, are you the sales assistant supervising the self-checkout at Asda when I'm trying to purchase alcohol at eight o'clock in the morning?
Because I desperately need your approval.

Excuse me, how many hours of sleep do you get at night? 20? See More
I'm trying to figure out how much beauty sleep one needs to look that good

Are u an eye doctor?
I need new contacts, specifically urs :)

Do you know why they called me Cat Whisperer
Because i know what that pussy need

Hey, you are looking hot and suspicious
I need to take you out and inspect you.

Hey I think we need to go into quarantine together
Because your smile is contagious

Why would I need to know about the solar system?
My whole world revolves around you.

I think I need to see an optician See More
Because my eyes can't focus on anything but you.

I'm sorry but you need to pay your rent.
You've been living in my heart for quite some time now.

On a scale of 1-10, you're a 9
I'm the 1 you need

I heard you’re looking for a STUD.
I’ve already got the STD, now all I need is U.

Are you a pillow? See More
Because I need someone to cry on

Do you need your car fixed?
Because I'm a pick up master

Just bought some weed
Cuz, given that you're an angel from heaven, I need to get high
Ay gurl, do you need an inhaler?
Because you got dat ass ma

Damn girl are you trash?
Because I need to take you out

Hey girl, are you a hug?
Because you're all I need

They say that a man only needs 3 B’s in life
Booties, boobs and booze. Well the drinks are from me...

Are you a creative title? Because whenever I think of you, I lose it immediately.
Hey are you a pickup line? Because I'm about to overdo you

Want to be the Photoshop to my Illustrator, so together we can make a Creative Suite?

Are you creativity?
Cause I don't understand you, but you make life beautiful.

This dude
So I work at a medium clothing store chain in a mall. And I'm just getting on break and a customer loudly says to this chick who I don't think even knew him: See More

"Damn gurl, if I worked in a grocery store, your ass would be the receiving, and I'd be the freight truck coming inside."

I was a bit surprised to see the volume used as everyone was looking around confused, as well as me. I went on my lunch really trying to figure out what the hell just happened. But then again, I applaud this man for his creativity. That was pretty good if you ask me.

Roses are cool
Roses are cool, violets aren’t I think your parents are creative because your a work of art

Hey girl, I know you and I are a "long shot"...
But I'm hoping you'll be the Charlize Theron to my Seth Rogen

I dunno, thought it was creative.

To all the creative minds out there
Hit me up with some funny and creative ones.

Her name's Jay.

Need a tinder line for the name Hope
I know its an easy one to make but im looking for something extra creative

Pickup Line/Pun For A Brooklyn
If you can't come up with anything for a Brooklyn I'm sure a Brooke pun may work, since its probably a common nickname for her. Anything helps, my creative energy just seems drained.
Cheers!

Creative work shopping needed with a name
So there's this girl whose name could, with a little ambiguity be translated as Spinach.

I'm trying to think of a Popeye joke, but it just isn't coming to me

Is that the sun coming up?
Or is that just you lighting up my day?

Good morning love.
You are like a blessing from the heavens above.

Do you like blueberries or strawberries, ’cause I want to know what kind of pancakes to order in the morning.

You are my sweetest dream come true. Good Morning.

Opening line that is working for the"no info" situation on Tinder. See More
Good Morning, ____. I hope you have a lovely day.
Thanks! You too!

Consistently went through with you is a moment well spent.
Good Morning.

Don't leave too early...
the last thing I want to say to you before we part is Good morning.

I'm not a morning person, but if I woke up every morning next to you, I would be.

When the Good Morning Good Morning comes, You Won't See Me.

Good morning sexy!
Can’t wait to set my eyes on you again tonight.

I hope your morning is as bright as your smile.

Good morning hottie!

Words just aren’t enough to tell you how special you are to me.
I love you. Good Morning baby.

Hi my wonderful, Good Morning and as dependably I’m considering you.

I can't wait till the day I can wake up right next to you.

Good Morning sweetheart and have a Good Day!

You were the principal thing to ring a bell as I woke up this morning.

Let me wake you up for the rest of my life.

Every minute spent with you is a minute well spent. Good Morning.

How do you like your eggs?
Scrambled, over-easy, or fertilized?

Did you have lucky charms for breakfast?
Because you're looking magically delicious.

Should I call you in the morning or just nudge you?

Hello my beautiful, Good Morning and as always I'm thinking of you.

I just woke up and you’re already on my mind. See More

If you can't make good morning coffee,
its ok cause i got you as my morning coffee.

Good night! I shall miss you til morning.

Hey so you want to see some magic?
You and I will go to your place have sex and I’ll disappear in the morning.

Goodnight I love you see you in the morning!

Baby you hit the snooze button better than anyone I know.

Hey girl, are you a Spicy Dorito?
Cuz I wanna eat you then feel the heat ;)

Do you like subway?
Because you can be my spicy Italian.

You are as spicy as chili sauce at McDonalds.

You are spicy as chilli sauce at McDonalds. Love at first bite.

You must be one spicy dish because you’re making my heartburn. See More

Wanna taste my Spicy Buffalo Sauce?
This is love at first site, which is as spicy as McDonalds’ chili sauce.

I love your spicy buffalo sauce.

My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.

I'm like dal, hot, spicy and I'll fill you up.

Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?

Your taco meat looks spicy,
can I stuff your muff?

You remind me of spicy food, because you're making me sweat while my heart burns.

I wanna add someone as spicy as you to my curry!

I’m not sure what you’re doing for Easter Brunch, but I’ve got a spicy ham bone with your name on it.

You are like pizza, spicy and cheesy.

I’d love to taste those spicy meatballs of yours. See More

You must be one spicy dish because you’re making my heart burn.

Girl you so hot
And i'm lookin to snack on something spicy

Babe, I want to wrap around you like some hot and spicy Chipotle burrito.

Are you a PowerPuff Girl?
Because you’re sweet, spicy, and nice all around.

Come sit on my lap. I've got a candy cane just for you.

Hey baby why you so *puts on sunglasses* sweet?

Aye girl, you a twix? Cause I want both sides of you.

I'll crush your candy all night long.

I ran out of moves on candy crush..Can I make a move on you?

Roses are red, violets are blue
F-ck it, I got candies for you in the back of my van. See More

Is your name Candy Crush? Because I’m completely addicted to you.

Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying sexual smooth Candy phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.

I like playing video game
Because you are my candy crush

I'll give you life if you be my Candy Crush.

I want you to clear all my jelly.

You're the sweet to my heart.

Are you an M&Ms cuz I Wana shove a bunch of you in my mouth.

Is that candy in your pocket or are you just happy to see me sweetheart? See More

I have a rubber mask and you have candy- we go trick or treating.

Girl, I'm gonna clear all your jelly.

Girl I'm going to fill up your lemonade lake.

Your name must be Candy… ‘cuz you look so sweet.

You must be a Snickers because I’m satisfied.

Want to see my mars bar? Cause it will take you out of this world.

Baby, yuh look sweet like a ginger candy, me wan unwrap you and taste ya spices.

Hey girl, you play candy crush? Cuz you got a sweet ass!

You're as sweet as a candy cane.

Why do you look so good? You look like a candy bar I can not afford in my pocket.

Is that a candy cane in your pocket or are you just happy to see me

Are you level 65 on Candy Crush? Because I just can't get over you!

Are you from Candy Crush Saga? 'cos you're real sweet.

Are you a RARE CANDY? 'cuz I feel a level-up.

I'm Candy Crushin' on you.

Girl, you're more rare than spinning a Jackpot.

Working Candy tinder opener
I hate chocolates but I love you.

If you were a Kit Kat, I'd break you off.

I'd give you a life anyday.

Is that some candy in your pocket or are you just happy to see me baby?

If I had to rate you out of 10 I’d rate you a 9… because I am the one that you are missing!
You know what’s beautiful? Read the first word.
If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.
Roses are red, violets are blue, lava is hot and so are you.
Roses are red violets are blue, I can’t rhyme but can I date you?
I think the gap between my fingers were meant for yours.
Do you know if there are any police around? Cause I’m about to steal your heart. See More
My friends bet I can’t talk to the prettiest girl. Wanna use their money to buy drinks?
Even though there aren’t any stars out tonight, you’re still shining like one
I should call you Google, because you have everything I’m looking for.
Of all your beautiful curves, your smile is my favourite.
If I were a cat i’d spend all 9 lives with you.
I heard you’re good in algebra, can you replace my X without asking Y
You’re That “Nothing” When People Ask Me What I’m Thinking About.
Roses are red and violets are blue there’s nothing in the world more prettier than you
If I had 4 quarters to give to the 4 prettiest girls in the world, you would have a dollar.
Are you a time traveler? Cause I see you in my future!
Most people like to watch the Superbowl cuz it only happens once a year, but Id rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime
You look familiar, didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
You have to attend my wedding when I get married because the wedding can’t go on without the bride.

Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
I am going to complain to Spotify about you not being this weeks hottest single.
Your hand looks heavy can i hold it for you?
Can I follow you? Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams
If being in love was illegal, will you be my partner in crime? See More
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Roses are red violets are blue I didn’t know what perfect was until I met you
I would take you to the movies but they don’t allow snacks
You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!
There’s only one thing I want to change about you. Your last name.
I’m no electrician, but I can light up your day.
(Holds out hand) Hey I’m going for a walk. Will you hold this for me?
If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.

I’d never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not that pretty but damn look at you.

You Spend So Much Time In My Mind, I Should Charge You Rent.
You See My Friend Over There? They Want To Know If You Think I’m Cute.
How Come You’re Not On Top Of The Christmas Tree? I Thought That’s Where Angels Belong.
Am I Cute Enough Yet? Or Do You Need More To Drink?
Girl, You Got More Legs Than A Bucket Of Chicken!
Did Your License Get Suspended For Driving All These Guys Crazy?
Your Name Must Be Coca Cola Because You’re So-Da-Licious.

Excuse Me. I Know This Is Kind Of Weird And I’m Super Shy…But I Was Just Wondering…What Pick Up Lines Work Best With You?
I Might Need A Pair Of Sunglasses Because Your Smile Is Too Dazzling For Me.
If You Could Read My Thoughts, You Would Marry Me Tomorrow.
Have You Been To The Doctor’s Lately? Because I Think You’re Lacking Some Vitamin Me.
You Know, I Had A Pickup Line Ready To Go, But You’re So Hot It Just Left My Mind.
Hey, My Name’s Microsft. Can I Crash At Your Place Tonight? See More
Are You A Keyboard? Because You’re My Type!
Is There An Airport Nearby Or Is It My Heart Taking Off?
If Being Sexy Was A Crime, You’d Be In Prison For Life!
You Dropped Something. My Jaw!
Are Your Parents Bakers? Because You Are A Cutie Pie.
I’ll Give Up My Morning Cereal To Spoon You Instead.