Andrew and Anthony quotes of the day

"But your stuck with this slab of meat
But I might be that really goo d piece of meat where its not super fatty but its also not super dry and chewy and there's a little too much salt but it still tastes pretty okay and its a little overcooked but overall a good piece of meat
Anyways what I'm saying is I really want steak
And I love you"

WOWOWOWOW

"I will fcuk the gender roles in the ass with a knife"

"R O A S T
M E
H A R D
D A D D Y"

"So I can actually put turtledick on the package??"

"I broke into his house and pissed on his rug"

One day
I'll serenade you from outside your window at two o'clock in the morning and you'll wake up like "What sounds like dying geese getting mounted by a horse?" And you'll look out your window and I'll be out there, sounding like dying geese that are getting mounted by horses

Know what

This shouldn't be just Andrew stuff

This should just be like, things we say

because we are both v gay

Don't mind me
Just crushing ice with my thighs

It's hot af here Like 100 degrees kind of hot The type of weather where I get my face stuck to a bottle of ice because I'm trying to give the ice head or somethin

Door
Boob
Duck
Bye

I was getting the last gummy bear out of the package and slipped into my paint water