Useless Prizes/Gifts
This page is one where you can tell me some made up or real prizes people can win that have no use whatsoever! Example: a life-sized Homer Simpson carved out of earwax!
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The winner for my poll is...
@Your_Average_Fangirl, with 3 votes for her arrow!
Coming in second place is @TheGryffindorMockingjay, with 2 votes for her antique burger!
@Ella_swan and @Wolvesareawesomelol tied for 3rd place, each with one vote! @Ella_swan for her wallet, and @Wolvesareawesomelol for her people-eating machine!
Congrats, guys!
@Your_Average_Fangirl, with 3 votes for her arrow!
Coming in second place is @TheGryffindorMockingjay, with 2 votes for her antique burger!
@Ella_swan and @Wolvesareawesomelol tied for 3rd place, each with one vote! @Ella_swan for her wallet, and @Wolvesareawesomelol for her people-eating machine!
Congrats, guys!
on April 09, 2015
A space rock!
This rock is supposedly from space! Wait- Ok! I've just received info that this rock is from outside a resturant called Space. It's still a space rock! Get your Space rock today!
This rock is supposedly from space! Wait- Ok! I've just received info that this rock is from outside a resturant called Space. It's still a space rock! Get your Space rock today!
on April 07, 2015
An Antique Burger!
This burger is 184 years old! Don't find anything that old now, do you?
Warning: Don't eat or else you'll die. Don't put in fridge or else its stench will spoil everything in there. Will make your house stink, or where ever else you'll put it. Touching it will give you diseases.
This burger is 184 years old! Don't find anything that old now, do you?
Warning: Don't eat or else you'll die. Don't put in fridge or else its stench will spoil everything in there. Will make your house stink, or where ever else you'll put it. Touching it will give you diseases.
on April 07, 2015
Every day I will have a contest for whose useless gift is funniest. I'll make a poll and post it on my page. You are allowed to vote, just not for your own results.
on April 07, 2015
Is voting like doing thumbs up or down, and if thumbs down then minus that number of thumbs down from the number of thumbs up?
on April 07, 2015
on April 07, 2015
One of Abraham Lincoln's whiskers!
Includes an IOU for when we actually acquire the whisker! (Operation "Distract The Guards" is currently underway!) Whisker not included.
Includes an IOU for when we actually acquire the whisker! (Operation "Distract The Guards" is currently underway!) Whisker not included.
on April 07, 2015
A miniature shovel!
Comes with straps so you can attach it to your finger and amaze your friends! Call now and get a second one, free! Have a mini-dirt shoveling competition with your best buddies! Winner gets a miniature hoe!
Comes with straps so you can attach it to your finger and amaze your friends! Call now and get a second one, free! Have a mini-dirt shoveling competition with your best buddies! Winner gets a miniature hoe!
on April 07, 2015
A cell phone with Mark Twain's name on it!
Batteries not included. All contacts on the phone are nursing homes around the country. Phone is fifty years out of date. Not guaranteed to work. Possibly includes an invisible bomb set for eighteen minutes. Might contain traces of the most deadly viruses known to man. Hasn't actually belonged to Mark Twain himself, just a crazy guy who pretended to be Mark Twain.
Batteries not included. All contacts on the phone are nursing homes around the country. Phone is fifty years out of date. Not guaranteed to work. Possibly includes an invisible bomb set for eighteen minutes. Might contain traces of the most deadly viruses known to man. Hasn't actually belonged to Mark Twain himself, just a crazy guy who pretended to be Mark Twain.
on April 07, 2015
A poster advertising an emerald sale for you to put in your yard!
Warning: Emeralds not included. Do not place this sign in your yard unless you have emeralds to sell. Sponsored by NoveltySignsCo.
Warning: Emeralds not included. Do not place this sign in your yard unless you have emeralds to sell. Sponsored by NoveltySignsCo.
on April 07, 2015
A booger display case!
Including spots for boogers of all sizes. Boogers not included. Doesn't meet the American health standard. You may contract a case of Swine flu after using.
Including spots for boogers of all sizes. Boogers not included. Doesn't meet the American health standard. You may contract a case of Swine flu after using.
on April 07, 2015
Your Prize for living:
Sickness,
Criminals,
Murderers,
Pain,
and
Sadness
Sickness,
Criminals,
Murderers,
Pain,
and
Sadness
on April 07, 2015
Your prize:Look to your left -------------------->
The realization that your an idiot for looking where the arrow was pointing instead of the left.
The realization that your an idiot for looking where the arrow was pointing instead of the left.
on April 07, 2015
Your prize is a your walet
Warning: we took all money and wallet will explode in one minute
Warning: we took all money and wallet will explode in one minute
on April 07, 2015
A lifetime supply of water!
Warning: may be contaminated by litter, toxic waste, Ebola victims, dead bugs, and frog legs. Bottles not included. Not guaranteed to be safe to drink.
Warning: may be contaminated by litter, toxic waste, Ebola victims, dead bugs, and frog legs. Bottles not included. Not guaranteed to be safe to drink.
on April 07, 2015
My dad came up with this one:
Modernized cough medicine! Side effects include: coughing!
Modernized cough medicine! Side effects include: coughing!
on April 07, 2015