adventures through trying to flirt with a straight girl subtlety

right so there's this girl that's really cute but she's straight so yeah

new girl new girl but she lives halfway across da world
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on April 11, 2020
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she not straight this time and theres no point in flirting cause shes my girl haha
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on March 01, 2019
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on February 09, 2019
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on December 31, 2018
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new girl uh oh
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on October 20, 2018
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on October 05, 2018
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literally barely even like her anymore, uhhhhh

plus, we're out of school-

i'm holding off on being real gay until school starts back up (ive heard that fall creek is pretty gay)
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on July 04, 2018
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why can't i fall for the girls i have a chance with?

like, wendy??? she's gay, actually likes talking to me, and we share a fair amount of interests. i should have fallen for her as hard as i did her. not to mention, she's genuinely adorable. then again, she's in high school.
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on May 25, 2018
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my stomach hurts and it's all her fault

i just wanna go to bed, but she's stuck in my head and ive been (apparently) eating caterpillars, which doesn't help at all

i just want to be able to, like, have more than three seconds of contact with her each day
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on May 25, 2018
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oof now i sound like a stalker
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Phantasm
Omg lol.
on May 25, 2018
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kyletheconjurer
@Pj_The_Doll
lmao i swear she knew i was taking it, she even posed-
on May 25, 2018
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Phantasm
Yes, yes you do. Not trying to be rude.
on May 25, 2018
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on May 25, 2018
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YOU GUYS YOU GUYS

I GOT A POLAROID OF HER, HOW FÚCKING AESTHETIC AM I???

i taped it in my notebook where i do nothing but rant about how great she is
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on May 25, 2018
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i wish i could get social media so i could just send her the "jenny" music video
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kyletheconjurer
@OINGO
i don't even need this page anymore

that video will automatically work, oh my god, thank you
on May 20, 2018
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on May 20, 2018
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she has a boyfriend :{
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on May 19, 2018
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but i did get to half hug her today
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on May 18, 2018
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oh my god im so weird
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on May 18, 2018
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im writing a song about her

it was supposed to just be about love

but now it's about her
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on May 17, 2018
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im planning on printing out a note and telling her briefly and anonymously that i love her on the last day of school
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sialjoans
Oh, your school is different from mine.
on May 18, 2018
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kyletheconjurer
well, the school year ends this month, so, it doesn't really make that much of a difference. plus, im afraid she'll realize it's me.

@sialjoans
on May 18, 2018
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sialjoans
Why not now?
She'll wonder for the rest of the year. XD
on May 18, 2018
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on May 17, 2018
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so i drew a heart on her desk (?????) and somebody erased it before she saw it so :{
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kyletheconjurer
@OINGO true

@sapphirethehedgehog thanks!
on May 17, 2018
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sapphirethehedgehog
I wholeheartedly support you through your journey! >:3
on May 16, 2018
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on May 16, 2018
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