also i created these four random stoners for a hypothetical tv series if anyone wants to hear ab them
McFaggot
spill
on May 27, 2022
on May 27, 2022
evolution of people ive liked, dated, and talked to:
2015: nerdy pokémon kid
2016: really sweet nerdy girl
2016: slightly mean nerdy girl
2017: cool dude who liked anime
2017: gross pervert from across the street who got hit by a car or smth
2018: cool christian guy See More
2019: disgusting “ex gay” christian predator who should kill himself tbh
2020: some random dude i knew for like a month
2021: cute girl who looked like a fairy
2021: my metalhead friend
2022: catboy
2015: nerdy pokémon kid
2016: really sweet nerdy girl
2016: slightly mean nerdy girl
2017: cool dude who liked anime
2017: gross pervert from across the street who got hit by a car or smth
2018: cool christian guy See More
2019: disgusting “ex gay” christian predator who should kill himself tbh
2020: some random dude i knew for like a month
2021: cute girl who looked like a fairy
2021: my metalhead friend
2022: catboy
on May 27, 2022
on May 27, 2022
the song i wrote earlier is so funny bc it j fully implies he’s a bottom “hear you whimper my name when you cum” HELLO???
on May 27, 2022
how can i be this in love w someone i’ve never had a real date with
on May 27, 2022
on May 27, 2022
should i put the word cum in a song or is that too much
on May 27, 2022
best relationship dynamic: “coffee enjoyer” and “doesn’t drink coffee because it fcks with their stomach, is bullied by coffee enjoyer”
on May 26, 2022
best relationship dynamic: “having a panic attack while trying to present in class” and “silently cheering them on from the audience, straight up told the teacher that they are not going to do the presentation (not because of anxiety, just did not want to do it.)”
on May 26, 2022
best relationship dynamic: “blackout drunk” and “the caretaker”
on May 26, 2022
best relationship dynamic: “shy fella” and “shy fella protector”
on May 26, 2022
just a reminder that the Davyjonesbathwater face page exists
on May 26, 2022
my art book is so funny it’s like “singers!” “friends from school!” “more singers!” “flowers” “woman sitting in a pool of blood!” “the boyf!” “more flowers!” “beach!”
on May 26, 2022
when his hair is j long enough to where you can grab it w ur whole fist and yank??
on May 24, 2022
my fave bands r so embarrassing how tf am i supposed to tell ppl i listen to crywank
on May 24, 2022