i want a nickname
captainqwerty
:O) @XxusernamexX
on May 02, 2016
Inactive_leave
I'm gonna call you capcap. :3
on May 02, 2016
captainqwerty
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on May 02, 2016
captainqwerty
where did you get the word qwerty? :T @StridersGonnaStride
on May 02, 2016
on May 02, 2016
Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!
Laser Gunner: Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major Asshole: I did sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name? See More
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole!
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole!
Dark Helmet: How many asholes do we have on this ship, anyway?
[Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand]
Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!
[Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down]
Dark Helmet: Keep firing, assholes!
XD BEST MOVIE EVER
Laser Gunner: Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major Asshole: I did sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name? See More
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole!
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole!
Dark Helmet: How many asholes do we have on this ship, anyway?
[Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand]
Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!
[Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down]
Dark Helmet: Keep firing, assholes!
XD BEST MOVIE EVER
on May 02, 2016
i'm taller than everyone in my family and i'm 12
on May 02, 2016
i am the king of alpacapilleria, my kingdom iz made out of very fine buckets of dirt.
on May 02, 2016
on May 02, 2016
GOOOOOD BYE YOUNG HOOMANS AND NON HOOMANS, I WILL BE BACK
on May 01, 2016
on May 01, 2016
100 FOOLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOWEEEEEERS THANK CHU EVERYONE :D
on May 01, 2016
on May 01, 2016
on May 01, 2016
GUYS I THINK I FIGURED OUT WHERE ALL OF THE STORIES OD GIANTS AND HOBBITS AND ELVES AND DWARVES COME FROM, BACK WHEN THERE WERE KNIGHTS AND CASTLES THERE WERE LOTS OF OTHER EARLY HOOMANS, THERE WERE THE HOBBITS GIANTS ELVES AND DWARVES, BUT THEY WEREN'T MAGICAL CREATURES THEY WERE JUST ANCIENT HOOMANS, AND THERE IS SOME EVIDENCE THAT AT LEAST THE HOBBITS ARE STILL AROUND
on May 01, 2016
Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!
Laser Gunner: Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major Asshole: I did sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name? See More
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole!
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole!
Dark Helmet: How many asholes do we have on this ship, anyway?
[Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand]
Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!
[Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down]
Dark Helmet: Keep firing, assholes!
XD BEST MOVIE EVER
Laser Gunner: Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major Asshole: I did sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name? See More
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole!
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole!
Dark Helmet: How many asholes do we have on this ship, anyway?
[Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand]
Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!
[Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down]
Dark Helmet: Keep firing, assholes!
XD BEST MOVIE EVER
Dark Helmet: I am your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate.
Lone Star: So what does that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing. @Violet XD
Lone Star: So what does that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing. @Violet XD
on May 01, 2016
Dark Helmet: What the Hell am I lookin’ at? When does this happen in the movie?
Sandurz: Now. Whatever you’re looking at now, is happening now.
Dark Helmet: Well, what happened to then?
Sandurz: We just passed it.
Dark Helmet: When? See More
Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helmet: Well, go back to then.
Sandurz: We can’t.
Dark Jelmet: Why not?
Sandurz: We already passed it.
Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
Sandurz: Soon. @Violet
XD
Sandurz: Now. Whatever you’re looking at now, is happening now.
Dark Helmet: Well, what happened to then?
Sandurz: We just passed it.
Dark Helmet: When? See More
Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helmet: Well, go back to then.
Sandurz: We can’t.
Dark Jelmet: Why not?
Sandurz: We already passed it.
Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
Sandurz: Soon. @Violet
XD
on May 01, 2016
on May 01, 2016
My species is alpacapiller, that's all you need to know
are you a human?
alien
wow. ur brobly scary. good thing i dont know u... or DO I???
on May 01, 2016
What is brown but pink and round but flat?
on May 01, 2016
i'm not a human or a vampire, does that count
on May 01, 2016
you dropped something
on May 01, 2016
guys i think i'm a dragon, rawr
What mythical creature are you? (10)
Dragon
Your fierce and cranky, but people like you cuz you're awesome.
on May 01, 2016
...f*ck yes
What animal are u?!
Dragon!!!
Ur awesome but calm and ur always over protective when ur leader of a dragon pack
yep this is me pretty much, i'm always so calm even in the most stressful of situations, and it's pretty much impossible to scare me
on May 01, 2016
on May 01, 2016
tru
What is your personality? (26)
Funny!
You are super funny! When your around you make everything fun! It's like it's a talent you have always had! You also can make anyone laugh even if it's not intended!
on May 01, 2016
good night also this is what comes up when you look up my name http://img12.deviantart.net/61de/i/2013/195/1/3/jayce_wallpaper_by_welterz-d6dh9lc.png
on May 01, 2016