
GUYS I HAVE FIGURED OUT SOMETHING THAT WILL CHANGE THE COURSE OF HISTORY, THERE ARE MORE PEOPLE ALIVE TODAY THAN THERE WERE WHEN THERE WAS FEWER PEOPLE, AND THE HARRY POTTER SERIES GETS ITS NAME FROM HARRY POTTER THE MAIN CHARACTER, MY MIND JUST SPLODED!
on April 08, 2016

my parents always say they love me, then 2 minutes later they ground me for some stupid reason like my brother not picking up the dog sh*t and me doing it for him, why should i get punished for something stupid like that? but everytime she grounds me for something i just do it when she's not lookin ^_^
on April 08, 2016

MY STEP MOM SUX,
Mom: water you doin!
me:bein on me tablet
mom: NUUUUUU, YOU ARE NOT ALOWED ON THI TABLET(even tho i'm not grounded
me: BUT WHY I PAYED FOR THE FRICKEN THING YOU B*TCH
Mom: I DON'T GIVE A FLYING F*CK, YOU LIVE IN MY HOUSE, AND YOUR GONNA FOLLOW MY RULES.
me: *off the property, mom comes by* HELLO See More
mom: T_T
Mom: water you doin!
me:bein on me tablet
mom: NUUUUUU, YOU ARE NOT ALOWED ON THI TABLET(even tho i'm not grounded
me: BUT WHY I PAYED FOR THE FRICKEN THING YOU B*TCH
Mom: I DON'T GIVE A FLYING F*CK, YOU LIVE IN MY HOUSE, AND YOUR GONNA FOLLOW MY RULES.
me: *off the property, mom comes by* HELLO See More
mom: T_T
on April 08, 2016

i just heard the funniest commercial
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do not inject in to butt, inapropriate but funny
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do not inject in to butt, inapropriate but funny
on April 08, 2016

captainqwerty uploaded a photo
For those of you who don't know this is a chubacabra, shot and stuffed in texas

on April 08, 2016


10 Strangest Fish - Weird Worm
Few people are concerned about fish they don’t find delicious. However, fish can be very unique creatures with bizarre attributes that make them fascinating.
on April 07, 2016

on April 07, 2016

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on April 07, 2016

let's take a moment of silence for all those idiots who are stuck in trafic trying to get to the gym to ride a stationary bike
on April 07, 2016

captainqwerty asked a question

What kind of dog do you have? If you don't have a dog then i don't realy care and you d...
on April 07, 2016