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i be strange and me love turtles and walruses, also video games. Also in USA i am only one with the name Jayce. And i am of course the ultimate turtle walrus werewolf russain donkey See More
almost all disney movies ever, bad guy is old fat mean lady
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*sings* octodaaad, nobody suspects a thing, octodaaad!
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best come back ever!
person: i don't like ur face...
me: shut up you'll never be the man your mother was
person: :O(
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2017: trump gets elected
2018:riots
2019: trump takes over world
2020: watching your district win the Hunger games
2021: trump dies and everything iz back to normal
yup thats how it will happen
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i forgot to add birth of Darth Trump @Violet
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Lol
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Derz Yaaz LiRke BreWnIezz Y.Y

speicialy da homemade ones *starts day dreaming* mmmbrowniezzz
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G'NIGHT MY CHILDREN
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night
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NIGHT
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HOLLY F*CK THAT TREE IZ EATING THE SKY!
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today i got sandwiched...
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by to of my frinds, it was wierd, one of them said YAAA FEEL THE BURN, i don't think they knew what it looked like...
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I BE IZ DAT 1 FRINDZ LOLOLOLOLOL
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I IZ THE BORED DOEZ ANYONE WERNT TER TALK?
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I could try, BUT I MUST BE DJ HITLER @captainqwerty
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I iz nawt good at rping @WhiteRaven112
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NOBODY!
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hello has any one seen my dirt, kinda looks like dirt, it's in the earth no it's the earth, also known as dirt, hey, hey you have seen my dirt, 'bout yay big, kinda looks like dirt, it's brown, and is called dirt, hello anyone seen my dirt? anyone?
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Fine, *picks up dirt from ground* here. Im gonna buy my own dirt. The colored kind with the fancy name "Kinetic Sand" It actually sticks together.
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IT IZ MY DIRT, GIVE IT BACK OR I WILL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN WITH POMAGRANIT @Doge_Leader
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Im filthy cause I threw my own dirt at me. XD
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...Dirt... You filthy.... Lol.
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XD @Doge_Leader
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*in morgan freeman voice* i can smell you...
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today 2 small children (6th graders i'm in 7th but they were small) they waz bullying me frend hunter (they were trying at least...) and i told them "small children, quit bullying, iz nawt nice" then they started threatening me and went back to anoying hunter, so i kickied one of them and he said "O GAWD THAT HURT" the other one said "did you just kick him" me: yes then he started kicking and punching me, and after a while i said small child are you done cuz this is getting annoying, See More
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how about we just send them to Alcatraz, jk how about we just call them meany heads, that'll show em
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6 months just to change your username?...Damn that's a stupid rule
To hell with whoever made that rule (sorry I exxaggerate over things sometimes :D )
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wait i have to wait 6 freacking months, who came up with that rule? @Violet
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Ok :D @Violet
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If you really want to @captainqwerty
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what if the first person to try a poisonous berry was just alergic, and we're all missing out on a really good berry *_*
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do you want to know why he's called Gandalf the Grey? I can give you 50 reasons...
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:3
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XD XD XD @Good_Bye
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XD
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50 shades of grey @Good_Bye
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Ok then...say them....
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me gert bored so put in the comments anumber and i'll answer honestly
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WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU ELEPHANTS? WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE PREGNANT FOR FRICKEN 20 MONTHS AND ONLY HAVE ONE BABY? WHY? I MEAN YOU COULD HAVE TAKEN OVER THE WORLD AND CREATED SECRET ELEPHANT SOCIETIES AND POPULATED THE EARTH AND MADE ELEPHANT PLANES AND CARS AND BOATS BUT NOO YOU HAVE TO BE PREGNANT FOR 20 F*CKING MONTHS ONLY TO HAVE 1 CHILD! TO HELL WITH THAT YA DAMN ELEPHANTS!
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YAY!!!!!!!!!!
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To late i already have, but you can be my partner
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I want to take over the world...:(
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sorry i just had to let that out, but seriously, they could have taken over the world but noooo @Good_Bye
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Are you all right @captainqwerty?
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