MOM!! EMMY SLAPPED ME!!!
XxDxmxn
np! @puppetmaster
on May 28, 2021
puppetmaster
lol :)
on May 28, 2021
puppetmaster
Thanks
on May 28, 2021
XxDxmxn
@puppetmaster you're cool
on May 28, 2021
puppetmaster
And I float
on May 28, 2021
on May 28, 2021
Are you antidepressants?
Cause I really need you.
You look as tasty as an Oreo cookie
Now all you need is some cream filling
Do you need water to live?
Yeah? Look, we already have something in common!
This is my cousin's other pickup line. I'm doing this cuz he's been trying and no girl will go out with him. He even stopped throwing mashed potatoes on the ceiling! He's getting discouraged. I'm looking to cheer him up. See More
Damn girl, are you a therapist?
Because I have a lot of problems and I just need someone to talk to...
I don't need a transducer because I know you're hot!
Baby, do we need a prenup contract or it is enougth with the TTIP?
Looks like you need some laying on of hands for the commission of sin.
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
Can you help me reconfigure my GPS system? I need directions to find my way into your heart.
I need zora’s tunic because I want to swim deep in you.
Are you a swim bag? Because you got everything I need.
Cause I really need you.
You look as tasty as an Oreo cookie
Now all you need is some cream filling
Do you need water to live?
Yeah? Look, we already have something in common!
This is my cousin's other pickup line. I'm doing this cuz he's been trying and no girl will go out with him. He even stopped throwing mashed potatoes on the ceiling! He's getting discouraged. I'm looking to cheer him up. See More
Damn girl, are you a therapist?
Because I have a lot of problems and I just need someone to talk to...
I don't need a transducer because I know you're hot!
Baby, do we need a prenup contract or it is enougth with the TTIP?
Looks like you need some laying on of hands for the commission of sin.
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
Can you help me reconfigure my GPS system? I need directions to find my way into your heart.
I need zora’s tunic because I want to swim deep in you.
Are you a swim bag? Because you got everything I need.
on May 28, 2021
Look what personality I've got! What about you?
Which creepypasta mostly likes you?Hoodie
Yeah.. your kind of hoodie lucky... your both s-s-shy and your both like cheese cake again xD and you both wear hoodies
on May 27, 2021
Look what personality I've got! What about you?
what Creepypasta are you most like?
Eyeless Jack
( don't know much about him)
loves kidneys.
wear's a black hoodie and a blue mask with eyeless black pits.
friends with masky.
loves kidneys.
wear's a black hoodie and a blue mask with eyeless black pits.
friends with masky.
on May 27, 2021
Look what personality I've got! What about you?
what the creepypasta family think of you
they love you!
Slendy: you are coming with us to be your creepy self , I suppose.
Jeffery: I may like you , don't get on my bad side!
Smile: *lick*
Jeffery: I may like you , don't get on my bad side!
Smile: *lick*
on May 27, 2021
mom there going to be a new person come to qfeast today
on May 27, 2021
You can call me food because, trust me,
You need me inside you
You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you.
You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how.
Hey girl, are you the sales assistant supervising the self-checkout at Asda when I'm trying to purchase alcohol at eight o'clock in the morning?
Because I desperately need your approval.
Excuse me, how many hours of sleep do you get at night? 20? See More
I'm trying to figure out how much beauty sleep one needs to look that good
Are u an eye doctor?
I need new contacts, specifically urs :)
You need me inside you
You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you.
You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how.
Hey girl, are you the sales assistant supervising the self-checkout at Asda when I'm trying to purchase alcohol at eight o'clock in the morning?
Because I desperately need your approval.
Excuse me, how many hours of sleep do you get at night? 20? See More
I'm trying to figure out how much beauty sleep one needs to look that good
Are u an eye doctor?
I need new contacts, specifically urs :)
on May 27, 2021
Do you know why they called me Cat Whisperer
Because i know what that pussy need
Because i know what that pussy need
on May 27, 2021
Hey, you are looking hot and suspicious
I need to take you out and inspect you.
Hey I think we need to go into quarantine together
Because your smile is contagious
Why would I need to know about the solar system?
My whole world revolves around you.
I think I need to see an optician See More
Because my eyes can't focus on anything but you.
I need to take you out and inspect you.
Hey I think we need to go into quarantine together
Because your smile is contagious
Why would I need to know about the solar system?
My whole world revolves around you.
I think I need to see an optician See More
Because my eyes can't focus on anything but you.
on May 27, 2021
I'm sorry but you need to pay your rent.
You've been living in my heart for quite some time now.
On a scale of 1-10, you're a 9
I'm the 1 you need
I heard you’re looking for a STUD.
I’ve already got the STD, now all I need is U.
Are you a pillow? See More
Because I need someone to cry on
Do you need your car fixed?
Because I'm a pick up master
Just bought some weed
Cuz, given that you're an angel from heaven, I need to get high
Ay gurl, do you need an inhaler?
Because you got dat ass ma
Damn girl are you trash?
Because I need to take you out
Hey girl, are you a hug?
Because you're all I need
They say that a man only needs 3 B’s in life
Booties, boobs and booze. Well the drinks are from me...
You've been living in my heart for quite some time now.
On a scale of 1-10, you're a 9
I'm the 1 you need
I heard you’re looking for a STUD.
I’ve already got the STD, now all I need is U.
Are you a pillow? See More
Because I need someone to cry on
Do you need your car fixed?
Because I'm a pick up master
Just bought some weed
Cuz, given that you're an angel from heaven, I need to get high
Ay gurl, do you need an inhaler?
Because you got dat ass ma
Damn girl are you trash?
Because I need to take you out
Hey girl, are you a hug?
Because you're all I need
They say that a man only needs 3 B’s in life
Booties, boobs and booze. Well the drinks are from me...
on May 27, 2021