"was in the hospital waiting room one time and i farted and blamed it on the guy next to me who started crying and said he was sorry because he had no feeling below his waist and i feel guilty oml"
on September 03, 2020
"i rlly dont like how people on here use the word v*gina so often..."
on September 03, 2020
"kinda want elton john to be my dad. kinda want elton john to be my husband"
on September 02, 2020
"i am a lesbian. also today i went to dairy queen and told the cashier that i use qfeast"
on September 02, 2020
"I have a insanely big celeb crush on cole sprouse it’s boarder line crazy he’s like a god to me and I would let him buying me for 20 bucks and a McFlurry"
on September 02, 2020
"How do I break up with my gf, she's a k*nnie and frankly that makes me very concerned. She keeps saying things like "Volleyballs arent the only balls you should be worried about" but that makes me more worried."
on September 02, 2020
"someone paid me 20$ to suck their foot and honestly? i did it"
on September 01, 2020
"i am a dog person"
on September 01, 2020
on September 01, 2020
on September 01, 2020