on December 10, 2020
My family: *chilling*
Me: You are being hunted by a big boner that comes from down the lane you can either run or fall asleep and moonwalk away. If he catches you he'll hang you up over the fireplace by your toenails.
*All peace has been disturbed*
Me: You are being hunted by a big boner that comes from down the lane you can either run or fall asleep and moonwalk away. If he catches you he'll hang you up over the fireplace by your toenails.
*All peace has been disturbed*
on December 10, 2020
Buttercup: The snack that smiles back
Buttercup: C H I L D R E N !
Dark: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
Buttercup: C H I L D R E N !
Dark: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
on December 10, 2020
on December 10, 2020
Hi I'm Micheal with a B and I have been afraid of insects my entire-
Stop, stop, stop. Where?
Where what?
Where's the B?
ThErEs A bEe?!
Stop, stop, stop. Where?
Where what?
Where's the B?
ThErEs A bEe?!
on December 09, 2020
on December 09, 2020
on December 09, 2020
*Sammy no longer believes in you*
Me irl: Wait... SHE BELIEVED IN ME??? EVEN AFTER I MURDERED HER COUNTLESS TIMES???
Me irl: Wait... SHE BELIEVED IN ME??? EVEN AFTER I MURDERED HER COUNTLESS TIMES???
on December 09, 2020
on December 09, 2020
on December 09, 2020