Yourlocalcatperson - Page 25

Strange: I can't let you guys tie his neck because uh Suffocation is bad, and I don't know how we'll get him back from the flipside
Jack: I mean we could ask Dee to get him back here
Strange: Ah! sadly but still, while his neck is elastic and long we still cant tie the aubergine's neck. Read Full Chapter

Dave: O shit whaddup?
Jack: hello
Dee: Hi there
Henry: .....
Micheal: Oh hey there Read Full Chapter

Jack: Now why would you go and-
Strange: *ahem* Sure! Go right on ahead
Jack and Dave: WHAT?!! Read Full Chapter

Strange: pfft okay, Here ya go Jack fire away *Gives Jack a gun with ten bullets*
Jack: Oh-- wait a second
Strange: *whirls him around to Dave*
Dave: Sports-
Jack: *shoots him in each of his legs five times*
Dave: Sportsy... *inhales* what the actual fvck?!
Jack: Dont worry about it, it was just a dare *Throws gun at strange*
Strange: *catches gun* We'll heal him later or wait for something else to happen that involves his legs Read Full Chapter

Dave: Old sport
Jack: hm?
Dave: Old sport
Jack: What?
Dave: sPoRt OlD
Jack: What??
-Several more oLd sPoRTs Later-
Dave: SporT oLD
Jack: What do you want Dave?!
Dave: *Grins* Hi Read Full Chapter

Dave: Hm. I dunno it's always been like that Henry couldn't even figure out why it's like that-- it's also really stretchy Read Full Chapter

Mike: How can I hug everyone if my every movement is just p a i n ?
Strange: Just do it
Mike: Fine *Gives Hptts.Kuriko.light a hug and goes to give everyone else a hug*

Dee: D o n t
Mike: Okay Fine then
-The rest just take the awkward hugs- Read Full Chapter