I don't know about you guys, but that's how Twilight should've been made. :D
on April 02, 2015
Now son, don't touch that cactus *son magically attaches to cactus* YOU'RE DEAD TO ME.
Did you know carrots are good for your eyes?
*shoves carrots in eyeballs*
YOU LIED TO ME
*shoves carrots in eyeballs*
YOU LIED TO ME
on February 01, 2015
on February 01, 2015
I dare you to watch this fully.
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on February 01, 2015
Name: The Ophelia Doll
Age: Unidentified
Parents: The Ophelia Doll Company Owner, Sam Nicholas
Powers: To turn into a doll and murder little children and their parents
Crush: Laughing Jack
Weapon of Choice: Icicle, because all the evidence melts away
Tolerates: Children, cats, and teens See More
Hates: Adults, dogs, and annoying people from any age
Colors: Black and blue
Catchphrase: I love you. You'll die last.
Age: Unidentified
Parents: The Ophelia Doll Company Owner, Sam Nicholas
Powers: To turn into a doll and murder little children and their parents
Crush: Laughing Jack
Weapon of Choice: Icicle, because all the evidence melts away
Tolerates: Children, cats, and teens See More
Hates: Adults, dogs, and annoying people from any age
Colors: Black and blue
Catchphrase: I love you. You'll die last.
on January 30, 2015
what would you rather do?
Change genders every time you sneeze
or
not know the difference between a baby and a muffin
Change genders every time you sneeze
or
not know the difference between a baby and a muffin
on January 27, 2015
Does anyone get that quiet little voice in the back of their head saying, "Yup. I know where I'm going when I die."
on January 22, 2015
