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""OMG MUSE!!!!!11!!!! UR SO SEXAY!!11!!!!!! XDDDDDD. ME AND YOU ARE MARRIED AND WE HAVE 7373746367373 KIDS!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDD. I AM ALSO 6000 YEARS OLD AND I AM A NEKO, DOG,WOLF,DRAGON,ALICORN, ANNNNNNNDDD DINOSAUR HYBRIIIIDD!!!!111!!!!! XDDDDDDD I ALSO HAVE BIG BEWBIES *skirt flies up* GAH!!!!!!! BAKA!!!11!!!! QUIT LOOKING AT MY PINK POKA DOTTED RAINBOW PANTIEZ!!!!!11!! OH YEAH I ALSO HAVE RAINBOW THIS AND RAINBOW THAT!!!! EVEN FLOWING RAINBOW HAIR!!!! AND YOU KNOW See More
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Mataways looks at the chain saw roaring. "Rhiannon, didn't that anon said she can't ever die?"
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3-D watched, silent.
BeCkY looked up, "Hm?"
The Twins watched, both silent.
Cole shook violently, still scared.
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3-D shrugged, "I have no idea."
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What the f**k was that about
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"Send ? + a body part for Muse reaction to being kissed there""
3-D put out his cigarette and titled his head. "What's this??" he asked, his Italian accent was thick as he spoke.
BeCkY hovered slightly, "Что это? (What is this?)" she asked, reading over the question, "Поцелуи?! (Kisses?!)"
The Twins tilted their heads. "Baci? (Kisses?)" they asked.
Cole looked at the question. "...Oh mein Gott, verdammte Anons... (Oh my god, Damn Anons...)" he sighed.
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"Lan nua? (Again?)"
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~Awwwww!!!~ Muse is precious..~ I could just..~ *wraps arms around their waist and licks their neck-* Make them mine~~

Cole had been listing to music and drawing when the Anon had done that. He tensed up. "Nng! Bitte lecken Sie nicht meinen Hals. Es fühlt sich seltsam an." he said, oushing the Anon away. "Stop ... Stop ... Ich mag es nicht ... Nicht mehr!"
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"Whoa!"
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Cole sighed, "However many people there are on the Earth...."
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Mataways sighed "How many anons do you have?"
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Cole looked out the window, "Well I mean...it's pretty bloody on the pavement..."
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Mataways: why?
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~How to make a cup of water~
1. Get a cup
2. Take cup to sink
3. Turn on sink
4. Fill cup with water
5. Turn off sink
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*gasp* How could I forget the most important step?!
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7.Choke on the water
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/-Sandwich hat
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/- Pfft...Heh...
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.....i meant condoment.
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Yes. Mustard it the best condom
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/- Eeep!
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Omg how dare you. You normie! You don't just say mustard you say mUSTARD
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~ A girl walks up to Muse. She seems nice, and...normal, unlike most Anons you'd encounter. 'Muse?' She asks. 'Do...you remember me? I'm your wife' ~
Cole looked at the Anon. " Wife? You mean 'husband' if I had one. I'm sorry to tell you this but I'm gay and single. Sorry, you seem really nice though." he patted the Anons shoulder. "You're probably thinking I'm someone else." He smiled warmly and walked away.
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Mataways: *starts to run*
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"Oh"
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Mataways: Oh **** it's that out of control marriage anon. I guess she divorced my robot and destroyed it.
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~OMG IS THAT A HICKEY?!?! *Pulls down muse's shirt/hoodie/ect* WHO FUUCKED YOU?!?!~
Cole blushed and pulled his sweater back up. "Th-That is n-none of you're c-concern!" he slapped the Anon and ran off, very embarrassed.
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~Lets try and give a chibi BeCkY a bath~
Jamey: *holding chibi BeCkY on a sting over a smol bath*
Chibi BeCkY: *hangs onto the string and flips off the bath tub* -.-
~I don't think she likes standing bodies of water~
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/- *Waves arms* Attention!! Attention!! If you feel uncomfortable around gays/ hate gays, please unfollow me now!!
Cole looked up. "Wait some people hate gays?!" He seemed very scared and saddened by the statement.
/- Shh Cole it's okay.
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Hate gays? We can genetically engineer, so be gay whenever you want.
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~Do Alice and Jackie get along~
Alice was being Jackie's 'eyes' as the walked threw a forest. "Tree Branch." Alice stated as soon as Jackie ran into it 'Thunk'. Jackie pulled back, lifting her blindfold,hissing slightly from the light and rubbed her eyes. "You my dear are terrible eyes." She said as she fixed her blindfold back over her eyes and ducked under the branch. "Heheh I know..." Alice said and continued walking.
~Well Alice let Jackie walk into a Tree branch, so sort See More
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I forgot how to make spaghetti...
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