Shoutout to Osmium, the element in period six and group eight on the periodic table.
on December 08, 2017
It’s my little brother’s birthday today. He’s turning five, so happy birthday to him!
on December 08, 2017
I’ve just had a bagel for the first time and it’s probably one of my favorite breakfast foods now
on December 07, 2017
Dear Future Self,
Please tell me you aren’t a failure. Thanks. I expect to hear back from you if you remember this exists.
I send my regards,
WiFi
Please tell me you aren’t a failure. Thanks. I expect to hear back from you if you remember this exists.
I send my regards,
WiFi
on December 07, 2017
TellMyWiFiLoveHer
Rehevolifiwymllet
I’m not even sure how to pronounce that.
Rehevolifiwymllet
I’m not even sure how to pronounce that.
on December 07, 2017
One of the clarinets has suggested that we should challenge the other clarinets in our section to a duel to see who’s the alpha clarinet. The runts shall be killed, for our pack must be the strongest, better than the trumpets.
I’m not sure if I should fear this idea or not.
I’m not sure if I should fear this idea or not.
on December 07, 2017
Once, my friends and I counted how many licks it took to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop.
116.
116.
on December 06, 2017
A great thing to do if you’re feeling down is to write down at least one person who cares about your well being each day. It doesn’t have to be a different person each time. You could probably even write down the name of your pet.
If you can’t think of anyone, you could probably write down the names or usernames of online friends.
If you can’t think of anyone, you could probably write down the names or usernames of online friends.
on December 06, 2017
Playing horror games in a nutshell:
“Alright, and the jumpscare is going to happen right...now. No? ..Now! ... Huh. I guess there isn’t a jumpscare here— aaAAAAAAAAAAAA”
“Alright, and the jumpscare is going to happen right...now. No? ..Now! ... Huh. I guess there isn’t a jumpscare here— aaAAAAAAAAAAAA”
on December 06, 2017
“OBJECTION! It is entirely possible that the witness you brought up to the stand is the true murderer! And...
TAKE THAT! This piece of evidence proves it!”
“Okay, 1), that ‘evidence’ is a string cheese, and 2), we were debating over whether or not to give Mr. Frog a speeding ticket.”
TAKE THAT! This piece of evidence proves it!”
“Okay, 1), that ‘evidence’ is a string cheese, and 2), we were debating over whether or not to give Mr. Frog a speeding ticket.”
on December 06, 2017
