Person: “I like FNaF”
Me, trying to impress person: /lunges at person while screaming
Me, trying to impress person: /lunges at person while screaming
on December 19, 2017
“I am the ghost of Christmas Never.”
“Christmas Never? Don’t you mean Past, present, or future?”
“He’s actually the ghost of the Grinch. I don’t know how he got here.”
“Christmas Never? Don’t you mean Past, present, or future?”
“He’s actually the ghost of the Grinch. I don’t know how he got here.”
on December 19, 2017
Hello! The poll results came in, and I’ve changed my username. My old username was, “TellMyWiFiLoveHer”.
Rise up this morning! Smiled with the rising sun! Three little birds, pitch by my doorstep. Singing sweet songs, of melodies pure and true. Saying', this is my message to you!
on December 19, 2017
on December 19, 2017
on December 19, 2017
Apparently my grandmother wrote a book
I’m reading it right now, it’s pretty cool
I’m reading it right now, it’s pretty cool
on December 19, 2017
I’m tempted to, whenever someone asks me a question, reply with, “well, honestly KID I COULD GO ON AND ON, I COULD EXPLAIN EVERY NATURAL PHENOMENON. THE TIDES, THE SEA, THE GRASS, THE GROUND? OH, THAT WAS MAUI JUST MESSING AROUND. I KILLED AN EEL, BURIED IT’S GUTS, SPROUTED A TREE, NOW YOU GOT COCONUTS—“
on December 19, 2017
ThreeBirds added a story to the favorite list
Hanahaki Disease: A Writers Guide
on December 19, 2017
