on March 27, 2018
Friend: Did you know that phone zombies are people who are on their phone a lot?
Me: *looking at phone* ...What?
Me: *looking at phone* ...What?
on March 26, 2018
Me: Should MERMAIDS be able to BREATHE UNDERWATER?
Little sister: Yes...
Me: No, you idiot!
Little sister: Yes...
Me: No, you idiot!
on March 26, 2018
Rocks really belong in the sky,
But
Gravity is bullying them by pushing them down.
So next time you kick a rock, remember that that poor thing you just KICKED has feelings, too.
But
Gravity is bullying them by pushing them down.
So next time you kick a rock, remember that that poor thing you just KICKED has feelings, too.
on March 24, 2018
