My classroom:
That guy: June, you can't read Spanish?
June: No
That guy: You cussed me out in Spanish last week, though!
*Class erupts in laughter*
Teacher: Cussing and reading are two different things
Me (thinking): Not always...
That guy: June, you can't read Spanish?
June: No
That guy: You cussed me out in Spanish last week, though!
*Class erupts in laughter*
Teacher: Cussing and reading are two different things
Me (thinking): Not always...
on May 24, 2018
I keep starting quizzes and I never finish them. I have at least six drafts right now. -_-
on May 17, 2018
I always try to predict the rest of the book (usually near the end) based on the author's writing style.
Kind of like this:
Reading Mockingjay (THG): "Watch as she ends up with Peeta"
BUT SOMETIMES IT'S MORE LIKE THIS:
Reading Insurgent (Divergent): "I can only assume that Will is secretly alive and in Erudite custody because of some kind of serum that they developed that is kinda similar to the healing serum, but more powerful, which they used on him because they knew of his See More connection with Tris and they thought they could use him against her (they have so many cameras and could've hidden one in the interrogation room, which would actually be a pretty smart move for when Candor interrogates traitors and initiates). Then Christina and Tris will find him by pure dumb luck, except he has one of the transmitters, which will then be activated simply so that Christina will have to kill him, (because Tris is still having psychological difficulties with guns or lost her gun or ran out of amo or something) so that I start crying like a baby again because Veronica Roth likes to make me cry"
(Yes, that was legit thing I contemplated, and yes, it does sound a bit more absurd now than it did this morning)
Kind of like this:
Reading Mockingjay (THG): "Watch as she ends up with Peeta"
BUT SOMETIMES IT'S MORE LIKE THIS:
Reading Insurgent (Divergent): "I can only assume that Will is secretly alive and in Erudite custody because of some kind of serum that they developed that is kinda similar to the healing serum, but more powerful, which they used on him because they knew of his See More connection with Tris and they thought they could use him against her (they have so many cameras and could've hidden one in the interrogation room, which would actually be a pretty smart move for when Candor interrogates traitors and initiates). Then Christina and Tris will find him by pure dumb luck, except he has one of the transmitters, which will then be activated simply so that Christina will have to kill him, (because Tris is still having psychological difficulties with guns or lost her gun or ran out of amo or something) so that I start crying like a baby again because Veronica Roth likes to make me cry"
(Yes, that was legit thing I contemplated, and yes, it does sound a bit more absurd now than it did this morning)
on May 15, 2018
I feel like when I ship two people, the universe just alters so they can never be together ever again.
I felt the same way... that's why I stopped shipping Harry Potter x Shadow the hedgehog. This cruel universe just wouldn't let me see them together for one moment! :(( :(( :((
on May 13, 2018
on May 13, 2018
You when your favorite character gets skipped in all the fan videos: -_-
on May 13, 2018
The_Watcher added a poll to the starred list
Which Divergent Character is Your Favorite?
on May 13, 2018
Yay
Which Divergent Faction Are You?
Dauntless
You honor Bravery. You have no fears, and if you do you are willing to face them.(Like Four or Tris)
on May 13, 2018
*watching Scooby Doo at a restaurant*
*Creepy Pumpkinish think gets off stick thing*
Me: *pleasently* Oh, well that's terrifying.
Child next to me: *scoots away*
*Creepy Pumpkinish think gets off stick thing*
Me: *pleasently* Oh, well that's terrifying.
Child next to me: *scoots away*
on April 14, 2018
When you get your wisdom teeth removed, your wisdom is also temporarily removed.
Proof: People who get their wisdom teeth removed are always really strange for a while after the wisdom surgery
Proof: People who get their wisdom teeth removed are always really strange for a while after the wisdom surgery
on April 03, 2018
Me: *carrying basket into school*
Friend: What's in there?
Me: Oh you know, the usual, guns, knives, poison
Friend: Great.
Basket: *full of cupcakes I don't wanna share*
Friend: What's in there?
Me: Oh you know, the usual, guns, knives, poison
Friend: Great.
Basket: *full of cupcakes I don't wanna share*
on March 30, 2018
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will yo fish die if you throw it out da winder
on March 30, 2018
Yush fish goooo
gurl power
yo fish has power it would not die out of water
on March 30, 2018
Took this about an aquaintance. Oh no
Does Your Crush Wanna Date You?
He Likes You, He's Just Shy,
He Likes You! But he might be intimidated by your friends, try and get them to calm down, and tell him how you feel, maybe take it slow for a while, these relationships are usually the best ones :)
on March 30, 2018
Too Flirty?on March 30, 2018
Are you a good friend? (12)
Just saying, but is it really a good thing to be Walking on Sunshine? Like, that would burn your feet (and also your face and legs and arms and everything else) and you would die a painful death.
Just thought I should bring that to your attention. Have fun listening to that song later.
Just thought I should bring that to your attention. Have fun listening to that song later.
on March 30, 2018
Waiting patiently for you and then being left behind
Leaving to sit with you and then sitting alone
You're teaching the helpers not to help you, because you left them when they would've stayed with you
Leaving to sit with you and then sitting alone
You're teaching the helpers not to help you, because you left them when they would've stayed with you
on March 29, 2018
My sink only has one temperature: Ice cold*
*Except it isn't literally ice and is actually probably warmer than 30° (freezing temperature)
*Except it isn't literally ice and is actually probably warmer than 30° (freezing temperature)
on March 27, 2018