Omg omg omg omg omg.
Holy shit the tech support chick from ages ago just asked me on a f*cking on a date.
Wtf?
Why?
I hardly know her.
Idk, should I?
I mean she said she'd understand if I didn't. See More
I kinda just wanna be chill with her.
She's a fair bit older and I'm done with relationships.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I tell I need sleep.
Problem solved.
Holy shit the tech support chick from ages ago just asked me on a f*cking on a date.
Wtf?
Why?
I hardly know her.
Idk, should I?
I mean she said she'd understand if I didn't. See More
I kinda just wanna be chill with her.
She's a fair bit older and I'm done with relationships.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I tell I need sleep.
Problem solved.
on September 12, 2016
on September 12, 2016
I love being a asshole.
It's fun.
It's fun.
on September 12, 2016
Ex BFF: Pussyed out.
Me: -Sends a pic of my bat beside my bed- I will come back for you want sweet heart.
Ex: -Took his phone- Why are you being an asshole?
Me: "I know you better than anyone" bitch you should know then!
Ex: I left you and then got with him.
Me: -Sends her picture of shit- I found your lies on Google.
Ex: Leave us alone! You're just an asshole. See More
Me: And you always state the obvious! I'll leave you alone when you stop texting me!
Ex bff: -takes phoneback- bro piss off.
Me: Go to your window!
Ex bff: Why you there?
Me: No. Just go.
Ex bff: -Exs name- just went what?
Me: Tell her to jump!
Too far?
Me: -Sends a pic of my bat beside my bed- I will come back for you want sweet heart.
Ex: -Took his phone- Why are you being an asshole?
Me: "I know you better than anyone" bitch you should know then!
Ex: I left you and then got with him.
Me: -Sends her picture of shit- I found your lies on Google.
Ex: Leave us alone! You're just an asshole. See More
Me: And you always state the obvious! I'll leave you alone when you stop texting me!
Ex bff: -takes phoneback- bro piss off.
Me: Go to your window!
Ex bff: Why you there?
Me: No. Just go.
Ex bff: -Exs name- just went what?
Me: Tell her to jump!
Too far?
on September 17, 2016
@Female_Mike_Schmidt_and_Freddy_Fazbear
Oh no see they're are together now.
So I told him to tell her.
I don't want him to get arrested.
I want to kill him.
Oh no see they're are together now.
So I told him to tell her.
I don't want him to get arrested.
I want to kill him.
on September 12, 2016
on September 12, 2016
I'm going home.
Think I scared them enough.
Sleep is required.
Shit I a asshole XD
Think I scared them enough.
Sleep is required.
Shit I a asshole XD
on September 12, 2016
on September 12, 2016
I'm on fire today.
EX BFF: Hey we haven't spoke in a while! How be you Bro?
Me: The person you are trying to contact is but a shell of who you knew. After you stole his girl and bullied him. He is now coming to your house with a bat and is going to smack your dick in so you can't screw with him anymore. You have about 20 seconds coz you know he's the athletic one. By the time you have read this it's been 10 seconds.
Ps Run need. Josh is coming with cold revenge.
EX BFF: Hey we haven't spoke in a while! How be you Bro?
Me: The person you are trying to contact is but a shell of who you knew. After you stole his girl and bullied him. He is now coming to your house with a bat and is going to smack your dick in so you can't screw with him anymore. You have about 20 seconds coz you know he's the athletic one. By the time you have read this it's been 10 seconds.
Ps Run need. Josh is coming with cold revenge.
on September 12, 2016
Omg I never shared this before!
This happened like 3 days ago.
EX: Hey
Me: Hey
EX: How's single life?
Me: Thinking of asking someone out soooo risky I guess.
EX: Oh really? See More
Me: Yeah my bed, we sleep together and they make me feel comfy all the time.
EX: This is why I broke up with you.
Me: K?
EX: You Know? You'll never find anyone like me lmfao
Me: That's the idea!
Haven't heard from her since.
This happened like 3 days ago.
EX: Hey
Me: Hey
EX: How's single life?
Me: Thinking of asking someone out soooo risky I guess.
EX: Oh really? See More
Me: Yeah my bed, we sleep together and they make me feel comfy all the time.
EX: This is why I broke up with you.
Me: K?
EX: You Know? You'll never find anyone like me lmfao
Me: That's the idea!
Haven't heard from her since.
on September 12, 2016
Sorry for the random shit.
I feel savage today taking it out indirect.
Sorta : D
I feel savage today taking it out indirect.
Sorta : D
on September 12, 2016
"Take me back, I miss you"
Twinkle Twinkle little star.
How I wonder what I'll do.
Wish I could hit you with my car.
Like you did to my heart.
Twinkle twinkle little star.
I will rip you limb from limb. See More
-Joshua Summerell
Ps No
Twinkle Twinkle little star.
How I wonder what I'll do.
Wish I could hit you with my car.
Like you did to my heart.
Twinkle twinkle little star.
I will rip you limb from limb. See More
-Joshua Summerell
Ps No
on September 12, 2016
Break up over a text?
Then they can't see your tears.
And it's easy to not care.
-Joshua Summerell
Ps Classy.
Then they can't see your tears.
And it's easy to not care.
-Joshua Summerell
Ps Classy.
on September 12, 2016
You shatter my heart.
You break my mind.
Only thing is breaking my heart means I lost my feelings for you.
And breaking my mind made me forget you.
-Joshua Summerell
Ps f*ck you.
You break my mind.
Only thing is breaking my heart means I lost my feelings for you.
And breaking my mind made me forget you.
-Joshua Summerell
Ps f*ck you.
on September 12, 2016
on September 12, 2016
I don't get why people think XD is cringe or whatever.
To me it's one less finger stroke and a term I use when talking about a certain move in a game sooooooooooo.
Meh whatever you think it's you I'm just stating what I think.
Just don't get it.
To me it's one less finger stroke and a term I use when talking about a certain move in a game sooooooooooo.
Meh whatever you think it's you I'm just stating what I think.
Just don't get it.
@TheSmolKookieMonster
But I do it alot coz it's just easier and is a bit better sounding to Laughing out load to me. More showing you find it funny than laughing out load. You Know? Lol to me is more drastic. Idk I'm we rid like this. Ignore me.
But I do it alot coz it's just easier and is a bit better sounding to Laughing out load to me. More showing you find it funny than laughing out load. You Know? Lol to me is more drastic. Idk I'm we rid like this. Ignore me.
on September 08, 2016
on September 08, 2016
Guys the quiz I just took is amazing.
Take it.
It's so cringe in itself it's f*cking great.
I love it 5/5 would take 100 times.
Best quiz ever.
Take it.
It's so cringe in itself it's f*cking great.
I love it 5/5 would take 100 times.
Best quiz ever.
on September 07, 2016
Ignored.
My love life.
How my friend act towards me.
How I like my life to be now.
I now enjoy being alone.
People have RUINED people for me!
My life is hard but I press on. See More
People need to start thinking about how they treat others.
I can tell one of your friend probably feels like me.
So go tell them you love them.
That's all they want.
My love life.
How my friend act towards me.
How I like my life to be now.
I now enjoy being alone.
People have RUINED people for me!
My life is hard but I press on. See More
People need to start thinking about how they treat others.
I can tell one of your friend probably feels like me.
So go tell them you love them.
That's all they want.
on September 07, 2016
"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade"
But I don't like lemonade. ;-;
But I don't like lemonade. ;-;
on September 07, 2016
I have nothing.
"Why are you always angry?"
Coz I'm lost.
Yet alive.
Being angry is all I have because I'm unloved and disliked.
All have anger for me.
So all I do is return the favor. See More
I loved some people and lost them because of things around me affecting my life attitude to them.
I'm sorry but it doesn't matter.
Sometimes I wonder who was wrong.
But I push on.
Can't get any worse.
"Why are you always angry?"
Coz I'm lost.
Yet alive.
Being angry is all I have because I'm unloved and disliked.
All have anger for me.
So all I do is return the favor. See More
I loved some people and lost them because of things around me affecting my life attitude to them.
I'm sorry but it doesn't matter.
Sometimes I wonder who was wrong.
But I push on.
Can't get any worse.
on September 07, 2016
Many moments in my life remain hidden and unexplained.
Many moments break me down or lift me up.
Many moments in my life took risks and time.
Many moments nearly made me quit.
But I never did.
I failed my GCSEs but smashed college.
I'm no good a writing or reader, yet give me a controller and I'll read you like a book and write your wrongs. See More
Stubbornness is my asset and anger in my motive.
I may be aggressive, I may be dumb and I may not be likable.
But any time I'm needed, anytime I wanted and anytime you think no one is there, I'm there.
Hate me, like me, love me. You do you.
I don't judge, I don't hate.
I'll advise and teach.
I may be a idiot on the outside, I may be ugly on the outside.
But when you need me, when your broken, when you're down.
I'll be there.
My traits don't match my core.
I love everyone who is aside me.
That is me.
This is me.
And who I will be for a long time.
Many moments break me down or lift me up.
Many moments in my life took risks and time.
Many moments nearly made me quit.
But I never did.
I failed my GCSEs but smashed college.
I'm no good a writing or reader, yet give me a controller and I'll read you like a book and write your wrongs. See More
Stubbornness is my asset and anger in my motive.
I may be aggressive, I may be dumb and I may not be likable.
But any time I'm needed, anytime I wanted and anytime you think no one is there, I'm there.
Hate me, like me, love me. You do you.
I don't judge, I don't hate.
I'll advise and teach.
I may be a idiot on the outside, I may be ugly on the outside.
But when you need me, when your broken, when you're down.
I'll be there.
My traits don't match my core.
I love everyone who is aside me.
That is me.
This is me.
And who I will be for a long time.
on September 07, 2016
