if i ever became a dad
My future kids: dad i got a 69% on the test
me: nice
My future kids: dad i got a 69% on the test
me: nice
on December 20, 2019
on December 19, 2019
on December 19, 2019
Cheeto got impeached!!!
on December 19, 2019
on December 19, 2019
FLUFF TORTILLA
I no longer wish to adult I shall remain in cozy burrito if you need me I will be in fluff Tortilla
on December 19, 2019
on December 19, 2019
on December 19, 2019
Istg ima die laughing from this
https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaonline/comments/ebqwqi/the_song_is_kinda_fire_ngl/
https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaonline/comments/ebqwqi/the_song_is_kinda_fire_ngl/
on December 18, 2019
on December 18, 2019
I'll bet you 938764098434792803934 dollars you were too lazy to read that whole number.
You didn't even realise I put a letter in there, did you?
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No I didn't but you went back and looked. I want my like.
You didn't even realise I put a letter in there, did you?
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No I didn't but you went back and looked. I want my like.
on December 18, 2019
on December 18, 2019
Two of my teachers were doing a walk and talk
I'm already susp, but then a third one joined them. Another one of my teachers. Either I'm just paranoid or somethings wrong today
I'm already susp, but then a third one joined them. Another one of my teachers. Either I'm just paranoid or somethings wrong today
on December 17, 2019
But then if memes are the real internet currency
That means I'm rich
That means I'm rich
on December 15, 2019
on December 15, 2019
My kids: Hi
Me: Your adopted!
(This is just a joke don't hurt me)
that'd be me as well
I never got that high in math
Me: i walk in* oh good your not listening to justin beiber!
My future kid: ????