MysteriousLiarBoy - Page 24

I'm on for a few minutes.
I have shit I gotta do, but I'm taking a quick break.

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My full name: Andrew Mark Hajj
My favourite animal: Wild Jelly
Who I'd kill here: Myself- I MEAN HAHA WHOOPS
Who I'd ignore: no one, ig?
My favourite quote: "Yes sir, planet Earth is literally under siege by planet fcuking Jupiter" ~ Dave Elizabeth Strider
Why I like dicks: Bc you don't have to bleed from your Dick every month and dicks are pretty cool ig See More
Why vaginas suck: Because I have one and having a vagina sucks.
My essay on pizza: You know the cheese and sauce is pretty good on the dough. And add that pepperoni and that is the good shit.
Why I'm a bus: I am the tru bus. That is all you need to know.
Who's heart I'd eat: You know those little gummy candies and the sometimes come in organs or bone or limb shapes? Those are pretty good.
Why I like to drink the AJ:Because the aj is some Gucci shit.

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Any three questions you want to ask
Whoever likes this and comments "dick bus" first gets to be my master for a week

Anthony is the gayest
Agree and like this post

Andrew is much more gay than I.
Like 696969696969% more gay.
And that is saying something because I have very gay.
But Andrew is still gayer.

I was complaining yesterday, about cramps. And Jason was like "Why are you cramping?" And we stared at each other for a solid two minutes and he suddenly said "Oh! Sometimes I forget you actually have a uterus."

I had to go swimming yesterday.
Luckily, my brother had an extra pair of swim trunks I could use. And my swim top was tight enough to be used and make my chest look flatter. And it wasn't to feminine. It was blue and green

Fcuk.
I forgot to draw the two pictures today.
I'll count the one drawing i did today as onee, because it has two guys in it, so ill do two tomorrow
REMIND ME TO DO THIS

I tried watching Hamilton but I fell asleep, like five minutes through.
Watching musicals aren't my thing. But I fcuking love the music in it.

You know
I've gotten ads for tampons, gay bars, terrorism, therapy, and human trafficking.
But this is the first time I've gotten an ad for a chest binder.

My parents were out
And i was like "Let's annoy my neighbors by blasting Pink Guy!"
My parents came home when i was blasting 'Small Dick'
They are questioning existence.

I got an ad for human trafficking??
Um, pardon-
That's, um-
What the-

Sorry about that spam

I remember when my career choices used to be so childish and naive and selfish.
I used to want a career where I could have fun where I would only worry about myself.
I understand now that there isn't a job like that and even if there is, i don't want it.
I want a career where I can help people. Where I can help save life's or help people understand. I want to help people.
Maybe I'll try and be a therepist or maybe I'll try and work for a suicide hotline.
I want to help people.