Willow: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
Micheal: Willow, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.
Micheal: Willow, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.
Crystal.Catacomb.Sys
Truer words never spoken
on May 26, 2021
on May 26, 2021
Willow: Is something burning?
Micheal: Just my love for you.
Willow: Micheal, the toaster is on fire.
Micheal: Just my love for you.
Willow: Micheal, the toaster is on fire.
on May 26, 2021
I killed rikku with surprisingly great rates
on May 26, 2021
Willow is dumber than dumb
on May 26, 2021
Willow: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
Micheal:
Micheal: Willow, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...
Willow: *Sips coffee from bowl*
Micheal:
Micheal: Willow, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...
Willow: *Sips coffee from bowl*
on May 26, 2021
Willow: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things.
*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*
Micheal: *Out of breath* THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE FÜCKIN’ STAIRS.
*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*
Micheal: *Out of breath* THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE FÜCKIN’ STAIRS.
on May 26, 2021
Sup ✋
on May 26, 2021
What are you wearing jake from state farm?
Me aka jake: Uh cacies?
Me aka jake: Uh cacies?
on May 26, 2021
Im officially jake from state farm ?
on May 26, 2021
???
on May 26, 2021
on May 25, 2021