Mom: why do you wear such baggy cloths all the time?
Me: I dress so if the doctor came and asked me to run away with him I could easily do so.
Mom:... alright then...
Me: I dress so if the doctor came and asked me to run away with him I could easily do so.
Mom:... alright then...
on November 10, 2015
so.. saturday night... I don't know what possessed me, but I was walking out of my room and was going to ask my mom a question when I hit my boob on the door frame, cringing, I turned around and then proceeded to walk down the hall backwards and then I hit my elbow on the door knob then I fell and landed but first on a lego.
on November 09, 2015
CAS!!
Which Supernatural Character Are You?
Castiel
You are Castiel! Almost always confused and with a heart full of love towards your friends, you are almost as loyal as they get. But the downside to this is that you have trouble taking charge at times and prefer to follow rather than lead.
on November 09, 2015
DREAM TEA RECIPE
3/4 inch piece of African dream root
1 tablespoon ground ginger
1 tablespoon cinnamon
1 teaspoon honey (or sugar)
1 uncontaminated piece of dreamer's DNA (hair, saliva , boogers, eyelashes, skin...)
Grind root with mortar and pestle, mix in ginger and cinnamon. Place ingredients in a mug and stir in one cup boiling water. Add in honey, stir, then let steep for two minutes. Add milk or cream to taste. See More
Drop in DNA.
It's recommended you enjoy this beverage in bed as you will fall asleep within seconds of finishing. Then it's off to Never Never Land. Sweet dreams.
3/4 inch piece of African dream root
1 tablespoon ground ginger
1 tablespoon cinnamon
1 teaspoon honey (or sugar)
1 uncontaminated piece of dreamer's DNA (hair, saliva , boogers, eyelashes, skin...)
Grind root with mortar and pestle, mix in ginger and cinnamon. Place ingredients in a mug and stir in one cup boiling water. Add in honey, stir, then let steep for two minutes. Add milk or cream to taste. See More
Drop in DNA.
It's recommended you enjoy this beverage in bed as you will fall asleep within seconds of finishing. Then it's off to Never Never Land. Sweet dreams.
on November 08, 2015
rigger warning, probably,
Mark (Markiplier): don't cut your wrist
Jack (Jacksepticeye): and don't cut your thighs
Felix (Pewdiepie): put down the lighter
Cry (Cryaotic): roll up your sleeves
Ken (Cinnamontoastken): show the world you're still alive
Dan (Danisnotonfire): put the scale back See More
Phil (AmazingPhil): and go have some dinner
Danny (From the GameGrumps): sweetheart you're worth it
Arin (GameGrumps): please listen
Nate (Natewantstobattle): stop your crying
Toby (Tobuscus): and dry your eyes
Mathew Patrick (MatPat/GameTheorist): put the rope back
Wade (Lordminion777): and drop the gun
Cyndago: spit out the pills,
Bob (muyskerm): this isn't how your story ends
Anthony (from Smosh): you're only a child
Ian (from Smosh): you shouldn't dream of death
Alllease listen.
Stop faking that smile,
And let your eyes show your lies,
It'll be hard,
But please try.
You might discover,
Life isn't that hard.
Repo$t if you're a fan of youtube, you care about your followers or are against bullying, abuse, suicide, and self harm
Mark (Markiplier): don't cut your wrist
Jack (Jacksepticeye): and don't cut your thighs
Felix (Pewdiepie): put down the lighter
Cry (Cryaotic): roll up your sleeves
Ken (Cinnamontoastken): show the world you're still alive
Dan (Danisnotonfire): put the scale back See More
Phil (AmazingPhil): and go have some dinner
Danny (From the GameGrumps): sweetheart you're worth it
Arin (GameGrumps): please listen
Nate (Natewantstobattle): stop your crying
Toby (Tobuscus): and dry your eyes
Mathew Patrick (MatPat/GameTheorist): put the rope back
Wade (Lordminion777): and drop the gun
Cyndago: spit out the pills,
Bob (muyskerm): this isn't how your story ends
Anthony (from Smosh): you're only a child
Ian (from Smosh): you shouldn't dream of death
Alllease listen.
Stop faking that smile,
And let your eyes show your lies,
It'll be hard,
But please try.
You might discover,
Life isn't that hard.
Repo$t if you're a fan of youtube, you care about your followers or are against bullying, abuse, suicide, and self harm
on November 08, 2015
I'm currently eating a cotton candy sucker and it is better than anything I have ever had (besides Nutella)
on November 07, 2015
So, tonight @johnwatson and I were sitting on his porch eating Nerds. I pour out a hand-full of pink/strawberry ones and there's this one purple one and I said "he is the miracle child, we must raise him" Then I dropped it into my brisk saying "If it floats it's witchcraft"
on November 07, 2015
that awkward moment when someones zipper is down but you don't know whether or not you should tell them, because then you have to explain why you were looking that low...
on November 06, 2015
I'm learning french fraises so that I can diss people in front of their face without them knowing
yeah that awkward moment when you get shot by your wife, while being watched by your wife, then your wife proceeds to try to kill your wife, while your best friend is off to the side pregnant with your wife
on November 06, 2015
yeah I remember that now. and in another episode River is Melody and she like regenerates or something and she references that scene
on November 06, 2015
on November 06, 2015
Person next to me: Ugh my brain hurts so much I'm of like question eight!
Me:...
PNTM: ... why are you staring at me?
Me: I've finished the hole 20 question work sheet in the time it took you to solve eight...
Me:...
PNTM: ... why are you staring at me?
Me: I've finished the hole 20 question work sheet in the time it took you to solve eight...
on November 06, 2015
do twins ever realise that one of them was an accident?
if you think about it it's kinda true. No one really plans for twins @Kyla_and_Emma_Bunny
on November 05, 2015
on November 05, 2015