
Kisume asked a question

What do you feed this caterpiller? I found this catrpiller a while back, and it refuses...
on March 29, 2015

Prissy Girl: Oh my god, stop being such a HATER. My Gucci purse and Doc Martins are part of me, and if you dont like it its your problem. My fake nails are in your face now and im whipping around my dyed hair extentions, and im me, and i cant do anythig to change it.
Me: You could stop being such a hoe...
Me: You could stop being such a hoe...

Paraboilc
XD
on April 03, 2015
on March 29, 2015

Girl: Oh my gosh I LOVE your long hair!!! I wish i could have hair like yours, i could do SO many different hairstyles!
Me: Ha... haha....
Girl: Uh....
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAA do you know how LONG it takes to do ANYTING besides a ponytail on my hair?!
Me: Ha... haha....
Girl: Uh....
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAA do you know how LONG it takes to do ANYTING besides a ponytail on my hair?!
on March 29, 2015

Heller Para
on March 28, 2015

(This was in 2ns grade I think?) So there was this girl in our class that nobody liked named Esther. I was an attention-whōre in second grade (yeah yeah I know -_____-) and I got this brilliant idea to pretend I had this disease that I made up called "CIF" (Compulsive Iconic Fainting). So every time I saw Esther, I would pretend to faint and fall to the ground dramatically. At first no one believed me, but then once I was doing my spectacle, and everyone was turned away. Nobody See More saw that I buckled my knees as I fell, and they thought I actually fell to the floor onto my head. So they decided that "Why would I hurt myself if it wasn't real?" And went along with it. So then I walked around every recess with like 15 "bodyguards" that made sure Esther stayed away from me, until the teacher found out and called my parents.... Yeah, that one required a lot of explaining
on March 28, 2015

666 FOLLOWERS O.O xD
on March 28, 2015

Hai Shydny! X3
on March 27, 2015

Today I dropped my phone behind the couch into the most unreachable spot EVER and like no stick in the household could reach it. My dad picked up the couch and I crawled under to get my phone. It was scary as FÙCK becaue if my dad let go of the couch I would be crushed by it and die. Oh the things we'd do for our phones... -__________-
on March 27, 2015

Well yay! Nobody entered xD Next contest: Post your best picture (or make a new bootiful one!!!)
on March 24, 2015