
FUN FACT- my best friend and I have the exact same eyes; two shades of green with a grey rim and amber around the pupil
on August 05, 2015

How do you guys pronounce my user? .-.
on August 05, 2015

https://vt.tumblr.com/tumblr_nrdf0zEu2c1u8vr2y.mp4#_=_ OH. MY. GOD. EVERYONE MUST WATCH THIS. I AM DYING xD
on August 05, 2015

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=InT81gntt8w AMANDAS A WHORE! xD

Good Advice
Will Dave and Dirk Strider please report to the Principal's office... Original comic here: http://askthestriders.tumblr.com/post/9493857571 Dirk was my broth...
on August 04, 2015

Ok this is a long one, so bear with me. Also, you are allowed to ask yes or no questions.
A man lives on the 12th floor of a building. Everyday he goes out for a walk. He takes the elevator down. If it is raining that day, he takes the elevator all the way up to the 12th floor, where he lives. But if not, he takes the elevator up to a lower level and walks up the stairs for the remaining floors. Why does he do that?
A man lives on the 12th floor of a building. Everyday he goes out for a walk. He takes the elevator down. If it is raining that day, he takes the elevator all the way up to the 12th floor, where he lives. But if not, he takes the elevator up to a lower level and walks up the stairs for the remaining floors. Why does he do that?

He's too small to reach the 12th floor button, but when it's raining he uses an umbrella to press it.
on August 04, 2015
on August 04, 2015

on August 04, 2015

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mke9BDmd3JA RADDA RADDA

Welcome To Prospit
Very hospitable! Parody of this great clip of Chowder! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hb9vd1ncIVI Original comic here: http://cakeparadox.tumblr.com/post/200...
on August 04, 2015

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5Zm3q2n2INM Canon voices :D

Body Butter and Desperation
Putting sequin on a purple thong took a while, give him some credit, Fef! Original comic here: elasticitymudflap.tumblr.com/post/18472595192/tablet-reminds-m...
on August 04, 2015

Did you know that if you write -2-2x= on a piece of paper it sounds like "Chim Chimney" from Mary Poppins? o.O

yeah i know, and i tried that too :3 damn, some people have waaaaay too much free time (coughMEcoughcough)
on August 04, 2015
on August 04, 2015

Im Russian xD
on August 04, 2015

Comment if you wet your toothbrush before you put the toothpaste on. Thumbs up if you do it the other way around x3
on August 03, 2015

Kisume uploaded a photo
It doesnt matter that this fish is dead and frozen, it will be there tonight to devour your soul

on August 03, 2015

Good profile pic :3
on August 03, 2015

Some girl complimented me on my homestuck tshirt at Ikea today x3

on August 03, 2015

i just looked up hilton head and realized youve never hiked through half a mile of scorching sand just to get to the water
on August 03, 2015
on August 03, 2015

My neighbors are....doing....*ahem* things very loudly right now...... WHY MUST IT BE ME TT^TT
on August 02, 2015

oh god...

Now my computer is password protected, and my mom thinks I'm "old enough" to know what to do and what not to do online, so I'm fine.
on August 08, 2015

His mom found his account while he was at camp went through everything and said he was cussing and shit and deleted it and changed the password so he couldn't get on until it was too late :/ he finally came back and is more.... Cautious I guess?
on August 02, 2015
on August 02, 2015

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v2cRmxdkG9M the only ones i dont like/dont agree with are Terezi, Meulin, Horuss (especially), and Disciple. Rest i love, especially Tavros's. :3 That song was in the Eurovision a couple years back and won.

Homestuck Character's Theme Songs!
NONE OF THE ART IS MINE, NOR THE MUSIC. Sources for the art bellow. :D I hope you actually enjoy the long 15 minutes of this. XD John: "Weird Al" Yankovic - ...
on August 01, 2015