I was at the store today, wearing my overall skirt. Its like overalls, and it ends in a skirt... yeah... and so this lady in her late 40-50s walks up to me.
LADY (with a prissy nasal accent): Oh my! Where did you get that! I love it!
ME: Uh... My overalls..?
LADY: YES! They are so unique and EXSQUISITE!
ME: Uhh.. I don't know I've had them for a while.
LADY: I love them so much. So EXQUISITE.
ME: Ahah, thanks. See More
LADY: SO EXQUISITE.
ME: *scoots away*
LADY (with a prissy nasal accent): Oh my! Where did you get that! I love it!
ME: Uh... My overalls..?
LADY: YES! They are so unique and EXSQUISITE!
ME: Uhh.. I don't know I've had them for a while.
LADY: I love them so much. So EXQUISITE.
ME: Ahah, thanks. See More
LADY: SO EXQUISITE.
ME: *scoots away*
on August 29, 2015
I find it hilarious how so many russian music artists incorperate random english words with horrendous accents into their songs in an attempt to sound "cool" -___- PERFECT EXAMPLE (skip to 0:33) https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FujfSzybMys
Kristina Si - Мне Не Смешно ( Премьера клипа, 2014 )
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on August 28, 2015
I just realized my ears are really weird; they have little notches in them. not up like an elf or something, but to the side xD
i just woke up out of no where, its three in the morning, and just in time for me to see you wrote something o-o
on August 28, 2015
on August 28, 2015
I just burned the inside of my wrist with an iron, it hurts like a bitch D:
on August 28, 2015
AFTER SCHOOL
*random people running by*
Kid: GIVE THE LADY BACK HER WEED TAMPON!!!!!!!!
*random people running by*
Kid: GIVE THE LADY BACK HER WEED TAMPON!!!!!!!!
on August 28, 2015
If a song with a catchy beat starts playing, it doesnt matter what im doing; i drop everything and have a dance session
on August 27, 2015
http://www.shamchat.com/f8bb9ba9/ oh my god xD i have found a new best friend
Shamchat: Don't be yourself!
A conversation between Terezi Pyrope and Mermaid!Saved you from Drowning!John Egbert.
on August 27, 2015
That really awkward moment when you meet a person who you used to have a "romantic relashionship" with in preschool -_____-
on August 26, 2015
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on August 26, 2015
on August 26, 2015
OMG my cousin was doing the thing were you try to walk and balance a book on your head, so he took my math textbook and started walking around, but then it slipped off his head and almost shattered the TV xD
on August 26, 2015
http://www.shamchat.com/4abd7bba/ Three hours of chatting with the same person xD
Shamchat: Don't be yourself!
A conversation between Terezi Pyrope and Karkat Vantas.
on August 23, 2015
dude. happy 1234 followers xD
I dont understand why people make usernames with numbers, even though im pretty sure the version WITHOUT them is available
on August 22, 2015
on August 22, 2015
OUR MATH TEACHER... he was pointing out angle ABC in a picture, and he was asking for its name. So then he put on a song really loud, we couldnt hear what he was mumbling. Then when he was done with his mumble-speech, he yelled over the music, "SO WHAT IM TRYING TO SAY IS, THIS ANGLE IS CALLED ANGLE-" And then in the song right at that moment the lyrics were "ABC" and then he shut it off. The entire class exploded.
on August 22, 2015