on August 16, 2015
I just had the weirdest dream .-.
So my family and I were looking for a new house, and there was a beautiful white mansion for sale I guess for really cheap. And my mom was like, "Oh, that house was where Hitler lived." So we went in and it was so big and bautiful with a huge staircase across from the door. And there was a huge family in there, knitting or drawing or sculpting, all of them. So we kinda looked around the house, then we sat down. And my mom kinda leaned over and See More told me, "Did you know all these people are transgender?" I just kinda nodded. Then my mom noticed me looking around in awe and she asked, "Are you sure you want to buy this house? That porcelein doll sculture your grandma gave us wouldnt make the moving process for sure." I didnt say anything because my mom was the one who wanted to move in the first place. So and then we all went upstairs for a feast or something, and then the lights went out. People started dying and stuff, and a bunch of staff from my school appeared and tried to get everything into order. It turns out there was a spirit of a girl haunting this place and she was the one killing people. So someone (I think it was one of my frinds) went with me to investigate. So we kinda worked our way around the house just like everybody else, looking for an exit. And then I fould this pitch black corridor that lead to that giant staircase I mentioned earlier. So we went down there, flicking on the light switches as we went down. We reached the end, which is where My family and I came in. It was completely terrifying there because it was a huge room that was completely pitch black except for like two feet in front of us. So we were like, "Hey lets go tell the others and get out of here" but then the ghost appeared and we couldnt go. We kinda teleported to the top of the staircase anyway, and then a bunch of people started running down to see what was going on. The ghost wasnt harming US for some reason, and we kept yelling at the people to stay away from the staircase. But they didnt listen and got flung down the stairs face-first by the angry ghost girl and died. Then I dont know what happened, but all the dead people (the staircase idiots) and even the ghost girl turned into zombies, and they all had troll horns for some reason. They were all bloody and tattered and were pleading for help to get their souls back or something. We magically fixed them, and it all dissapeared. Then I went on my phone and entered a chat room and kept sending the wrong pictures by accident. The end .-.
So my family and I were looking for a new house, and there was a beautiful white mansion for sale I guess for really cheap. And my mom was like, "Oh, that house was where Hitler lived." So we went in and it was so big and bautiful with a huge staircase across from the door. And there was a huge family in there, knitting or drawing or sculpting, all of them. So we kinda looked around the house, then we sat down. And my mom kinda leaned over and See More told me, "Did you know all these people are transgender?" I just kinda nodded. Then my mom noticed me looking around in awe and she asked, "Are you sure you want to buy this house? That porcelein doll sculture your grandma gave us wouldnt make the moving process for sure." I didnt say anything because my mom was the one who wanted to move in the first place. So and then we all went upstairs for a feast or something, and then the lights went out. People started dying and stuff, and a bunch of staff from my school appeared and tried to get everything into order. It turns out there was a spirit of a girl haunting this place and she was the one killing people. So someone (I think it was one of my frinds) went with me to investigate. So we kinda worked our way around the house just like everybody else, looking for an exit. And then I fould this pitch black corridor that lead to that giant staircase I mentioned earlier. So we went down there, flicking on the light switches as we went down. We reached the end, which is where My family and I came in. It was completely terrifying there because it was a huge room that was completely pitch black except for like two feet in front of us. So we were like, "Hey lets go tell the others and get out of here" but then the ghost appeared and we couldnt go. We kinda teleported to the top of the staircase anyway, and then a bunch of people started running down to see what was going on. The ghost wasnt harming US for some reason, and we kept yelling at the people to stay away from the staircase. But they didnt listen and got flung down the stairs face-first by the angry ghost girl and died. Then I dont know what happened, but all the dead people (the staircase idiots) and even the ghost girl turned into zombies, and they all had troll horns for some reason. They were all bloody and tattered and were pleading for help to get their souls back or something. We magically fixed them, and it all dissapeared. Then I went on my phone and entered a chat room and kept sending the wrong pictures by accident. The end .-.
Mettamom
What a dream... A crazy dream...
on August 15, 2015
LostBoy
That was magical XD
on August 15, 2015
on August 15, 2015
HOMESTUCK EASTER EGG
So in the page [s] you there. boy. (http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002153) where john is moving all over the house , on the side of the cliff it says "ctrl+t", barely visible. press the keys buttons together, travel to the very top of the page, read all the secret messages, and go down the chimney. there is a secret room filled with problem sleuth references xD Do it, do it now :3
So in the page [s] you there. boy. (http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002153) where john is moving all over the house , on the side of the cliff it says "ctrl+t", barely visible. press the keys buttons together, travel to the very top of the page, read all the secret messages, and go down the chimney. there is a secret room filled with problem sleuth references xD Do it, do it now :3
on August 15, 2015
Aaaaay :3
thanks! :3 im kind of scared what maya will do as soon as its midnight on saturday->sunday -___- she told me to expect something... xD
on August 15, 2015
on August 14, 2015
My mom just called me into her room to help her with something. This was our conversation:
Mom: MARINA! Come here for a second please!
Me: What?
Mom: I want to watch a movie, how do you made the screen turn around?
Me: You turn the phone mom.
Mom: No, its stuck.
Me: Then you probably locked the screen. Unlock it and you'll be fine. See More
Mom: How do you unlock it?
Me: It's in the bottom screen
Mom: How do you get there?
Me: You swipe up mom...
Mom: *pause* I cant do it honey can you help me?
Me: Mom... *fixes screen*
Mom: Thanks Marina
Me: -_______- Youre welcome.
Mom: MARINA! Come here for a second please!
Me: What?
Mom: I want to watch a movie, how do you made the screen turn around?
Me: You turn the phone mom.
Mom: No, its stuck.
Me: Then you probably locked the screen. Unlock it and you'll be fine. See More
Mom: How do you unlock it?
Me: It's in the bottom screen
Mom: How do you get there?
Me: You swipe up mom...
Mom: *pause* I cant do it honey can you help me?
Me: Mom... *fixes screen*
Mom: Thanks Marina
Me: -_______- Youre welcome.
on August 14, 2015
SUMMER CAMP INTRODUCTIONS
Instructor: So, tell us a bit about yourself.
Girl: Well, I play soccer, and I like listening to music. My favorite food is chicken nuggets, but I hate the animal shaped ones. It makes me feel like I'm eating the animal meat, and that's not okay because I'm a vegetarian.
Everyone: *silence*
Girl: *sits down with an oblivious look on her face*
Instructor: So, tell us a bit about yourself.
Girl: Well, I play soccer, and I like listening to music. My favorite food is chicken nuggets, but I hate the animal shaped ones. It makes me feel like I'm eating the animal meat, and that's not okay because I'm a vegetarian.
Everyone: *silence*
Girl: *sits down with an oblivious look on her face*
on August 14, 2015
on August 13, 2015
UGH I was just at orientation and they completely fùcked up my schedule. I have no idea what ill do on the first day TT^TT
on August 13, 2015
OHMYGOD wine tastes SO GROSS. But i can also understand why people drink it .-.
I can only imagine what the destination IS. But im afraid this party cruise has crashed and burned and sunk from colliding with those jagged cat carcass cliffs xD
on August 15, 2015
on August 15, 2015
on August 13, 2015
TEXT CONVERSATION (when im asking for something)
ME: Mom my arm got cut off and I was stabbed and im stranded alone in the middle of nowhere! Please come help me!
ME: Mom?
ME: MOM!!!
*two hours later*
MOM: Sorry honey, my show was on. Im on my way.
TEXT CONVERSATION (when my mom is asking for something) See More
MOM: Marina where are you?! You were suppost to be home fifteen minutes ago!
*two minutes pass*
ME: Sorry mom I lost my phone and...
MOM: HOW DARE YOU NOT ANSWER ME WHEN I TEXT YOU
ME: Mom my arm got cut off and I was stabbed and im stranded alone in the middle of nowhere! Please come help me!
ME: Mom?
ME: MOM!!!
*two hours later*
MOM: Sorry honey, my show was on. Im on my way.
TEXT CONVERSATION (when my mom is asking for something) See More
MOM: Marina where are you?! You were suppost to be home fifteen minutes ago!
*two minutes pass*
ME: Sorry mom I lost my phone and...
MOM: HOW DARE YOU NOT ANSWER ME WHEN I TEXT YOU
on August 13, 2015
http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/the-universe-is-scary#.jtM5VAXX2g I am now a terrified, insignificant huddled mass in the corner of my bathtub O^O
26 Pictures Will Make You Re-Evaluate Your Entire Existence
The universe, man... THE UNIVERSE.
on August 13, 2015
Found this in the depths of my art folder. Dunno what it is, but it counts right? xD
3
on August 13, 2015
Well ok...
• I have never cut my hair
• I made my first non-random-scribble drawing when I was 3
• Im relatively skinny but i have big cheeks
• I have never cosplayed before (but Im dying to)
• Everybody hated me in elementary school
• I rarely brush my teeth (like once a week tbh) See More
• Im actually not as self-confident as I might seem
• I have 26 "beauty marks" (or whatever theyre called) on just my face and neck
• I have never cut my hair
• I made my first non-random-scribble drawing when I was 3
• Im relatively skinny but i have big cheeks
• I have never cosplayed before (but Im dying to)
• Everybody hated me in elementary school
• I rarely brush my teeth (like once a week tbh) See More
• Im actually not as self-confident as I might seem
• I have 26 "beauty marks" (or whatever theyre called) on just my face and neck
on August 13, 2015
ME: Blahblahblahblah Bitch! *waggles eyebrows*
FRIEND: ... What are you calling me a bitch for?
ME: I... No, you're suppost to say jerk...
FRIEND: Huh?
ME: Its not a.... I-Its... you know what, nevermind
FRIEND: ... What are you calling me a bitch for?
ME: I... No, you're suppost to say jerk...
FRIEND: Huh?
ME: Its not a.... I-Its... you know what, nevermind
on August 13, 2015
