
on July 13, 2017

THERE I EDITED THE SECOND CHAPTER FOR EDDSWORLD SHAMCHATS- EXPLICIT LANGUAGE. it took forever for me to censor out all the f words and h*ntai's jfc/
on July 13, 2017

Kaleythecreepypasta added a new chapter to Eddsworld Shamchats
Depression to Crack
This was an actual role play til I screwed it up
Just read it for yourself
also WARNING VERY EXPLICIT LANGUAGE LIKE JFC.
This is a conversation between Self harming!Tom ((Eddsworld)) ((yes for crappy starter)) and Tord (texting/calling you.).
Tord (texting/calling you.): Sorry, I pushed the back button!!))
Self harming!Tom ((Eddsworld)) ((yes for crappy starter)): ((it's fine!
Self harming!Tom ((Eddsworld)) ((yes for crappy starter)): ((i'll send you my last reply!-)
Tord (texting/callin... Read Full Chapter
Just read it for yourself
also WARNING VERY EXPLICIT LANGUAGE LIKE JFC.
This is a conversation between Self harming!Tom ((Eddsworld)) ((yes for crappy starter)) and Tord (texting/calling you.).
Tord (texting/calling you.): Sorry, I pushed the back button!!))
Self harming!Tom ((Eddsworld)) ((yes for crappy starter)): ((it's fine!
Self harming!Tom ((Eddsworld)) ((yes for crappy starter)): ((i'll send you my last reply!-)
Tord (texting/callin... Read Full Chapter
on July 13, 2017

Hi
You seem cool
Want to talk some time?
You seem cool
Want to talk some time?

Alright
Might be confusing because I've got a friend that goes by cherry here as well but
It's okay
Hmm
Ig some things I like are musicals, art, animation, and pastel stuff haha
Might be confusing because I've got a friend that goes by cherry here as well but
It's okay
Hmm
Ig some things I like are musicals, art, animation, and pastel stuff haha
on July 15, 2017

Hello Drew! I'm Kaleythecreepypasta, but I go by Cherry for short @pathetic.aesthetic
on July 15, 2017

on July 14, 2017
on July 13, 2017

Aaaaaaalrighty guys, I'm gonna go now and I guess I'll be on...whenever?? Idk, I'm kinda just on randomly.
on July 13, 2017

Omg omg omg- so I'm about to cry from laughter because of this scenario imagine this
Tord likes glass animals. One day, Tord goes around singing part of 'Pork Soda'
"Pineapples are in my head"
Tom hears him and bursts through the wall yelling in a really high pitched voice, "bITCH WHAT THE FUC K-"
X'DD
Tord likes glass animals. One day, Tord goes around singing part of 'Pork Soda'
"Pineapples are in my head"
Tom hears him and bursts through the wall yelling in a really high pitched voice, "bITCH WHAT THE FUC K-"
X'DD
on July 13, 2017

One does not simply screen shot on my mom's phone....seriously I wanna screen shot these ads but jfc
on July 13, 2017

Friend: What's Netflix?
Me: *Takes out a net and flicks it*
Friend: oh cool..
-Week Later-
Friend: Whats Stranger Things?
Me: * Steals a strangers things and puts it on the net*
Now you try to do your favorite show and I'll try to add it to the net.
Me: *Takes out a net and flicks it*
Friend: oh cool..
-Week Later-
Friend: Whats Stranger Things?
Me: * Steals a strangers things and puts it on the net*
Now you try to do your favorite show and I'll try to add it to the net.

Me: *Turns tv up on Max volume and takes out a Ruby and puts it on the net* @linkieissickie
on July 13, 2017
on July 13, 2017

I forgot to eat breakfast and now I feel all giddy and I can't stop laughing..help?
on July 13, 2017

For the starred image below with the pink, blue, and two headed dragons. If you don't remember what show they're from, you're too young.
on July 13, 2017

So is it pronounced Ack-uh-day-me-uh or Ack-uh-dem-me-uh?
((Academia ))
((Academia ))

I pronounce it all 3 ways depending the time, I switch it every now and then but I mostly use the way you pronounce it
on July 18, 2017
on July 13, 2017

Me: I would never leave you Qfeast.
Me: *turns to look at Netflix*
Me:OH MY FUCKINNNN GOD THEY HAVE A LITTLE WITCH ACADEMIA SHOW ON NETFLIX IN FLIPPIN-
(No but seriously they have a Little Witch Academia show on Netflix, and my mom is paying for the Netflix bill today so j can watch it. )
Me: *turns to look at Netflix*
Me:OH MY FUCKINNNN GOD THEY HAVE A LITTLE WITCH ACADEMIA SHOW ON NETFLIX IN FLIPPIN-
(No but seriously they have a Little Witch Academia show on Netflix, and my mom is paying for the Netflix bill today so j can watch it. )
on July 13, 2017

* strangled cough * updated my bio because I'm bored- plus I kinda wanna go on Pony.Town but I can't login rn so hhhhh

David getting hit by a bus is now a meme. Look what we've done.
When you look what you've done
*David gets hit by a bus* @Sour_Candy
When you look what you've done
*David gets hit by a bus* @Sour_Candy
on July 13, 2017

When you're watching the Spidey Life music video and you look at his D by accident
*David gets hit by a bus* @Sour_Candy
*David gets hit by a bus* @Sour_Candy
on July 13, 2017

David getting hit by a bus is symbolism. In reality it's really me getting hit by how fast schools coming back @Sour_Candy
on July 13, 2017
on July 13, 2017