Eddsworld Shamchats

Depression to Crack

This was an actual role play til I screwed it up

Just read it for yourself

also WARNING VERY EXPLICIT LANGUAGE LIKE JFC.


This is a conversation between Self harming!Tom ((Eddsworld)) ((yes for crappy starter)) and Tord (texting/calling you.).
Tord (texting/calling you.): Sorry, I pushed the back button!!))
Self harming!Tom ((Eddsworld)) ((yes for crappy starter)): ((it's fine!
Self harming!Tom ((Eddsworld)) ((yes for crappy starter)): ((i'll send you my last reply!-)
Tord (texting/calling you.): Okay))
Tord (texting/calling you.): It's really close to where I have my thumbs so sorry again.))
Self harming!Tom ((Eddsworld)) ((yes for crappy starter)): His heart rate picked up drastically when Tord called for Edd. 'He's going to hate you. I mean, everyone does already!' The voice told him, but got cut off as Tord hugged him. He let out short, quick breaths, his eyes widening as he let out a choked sob.
Self harming!Tom ((Eddsworld)) ((yes for crappy starter)): ((it's alright! ^^)
Tord (texting/calling you.): Tord shushed him by putting a finger to his lips. "Shhh...its okay.." He whispers quietly. Meanwhile, Edd stood at the doorway. "Yes Tord?" Tord looked at Edd. "Nevermind, I forgot what I wanted." Tord lied.
Tord (texting/calling you.):
Self harming!Tom ((Eddsworld)) ((yes for crappy starter)): Tom hoped that Edd didn't question the fact that Tom was hugging his supposed... enemy. He wrapped his arms around Tord, gripping onto the back of Tords hoodie tightly as he buried his head into Tords chest. He let out a small whimper, the cuts bleeding through his sleeves, causing a big patch of blood on them.
Tord (texting/calling you.): Tord lifted Tom up-...correction, Tord attempted to lift Tom up, but failed and dropped him harshly on his bed. He muttered a quick "sorry" before running out of the room.
Self harming!Tom ((Eddsworld)) ((yes for crappy starter)): Tom watched Tord leave, quickly huddling up into a ball near the back of his bed. 'You knew he would leave you, he hates your existence and hopes you die already. Hopefully you'll just bleed out.'
Tord (texting/calling you.): Tord comes back with two boxes, struggling to carry them. One is the medical kit and the other...is a box filled with dildos, hen tai, pocky, magazines and anime dvds.
Self harming!Tom ((Eddsworld)) ((yes for crappy starter)): Tom didn't look at Tord, burying his head into his knees as he stayed emotionless, the thoughts filling his mind, taunting him.
Tord (texting/calling you.): He takes one of Toms arms and pat it with a cotton ball dampened in alcohol.
Tord (texting/calling you.): *rubs??
Self harming!Tom ((Eddsworld)) ((yes for crappy starter)): Tom panicked, trying to pull his arm away from Tord. Some of the cuts he had were... pretty deep.. most of them were overlapping older cuts.
Tord (texting/calling you.): Tord may be small, but he is stubborn. He holds tighter onto Toms arm as he continues to rub it, then puts a gauze around it. Repeat this process with the other arm. "Take off your hoodie so I can go wash it." Tord tells him.
Self harming!Tom ((Eddsworld)) ((yes for crappy starter)): "...." Tom huffed gently, slowly taking his hoodie off as he whimpered. There were some other older cuts scratched near his shoulder.
Tord (texting/calling you.): Although they were old, Tord didn't want to take any chances and just rubbed them with alcohol, then put a giant bandaid on it like the one on his cheek. "I used to have these habits.." Tord muttered quietly.
Self harming!Tom ((Eddsworld)) ((yes for crappy starter)): "...." Tom continued to stay quiet, giving Tord his hoodie as he curled into a fetal position, holding his legs close to his chest.
Tord (texting/calling you.): Tord opens a pack of pocky, and hands the pack to Tom. "Here. I'll be right back." He said, walking out with Toms hoodie.
Self harming!Tom ((Eddsworld)) ((yes for crappy starter)): Tom huffs gently, slowly taking the pack as he looked at it. After a bit, he put the packet down on the bed, laying down ad stuffing his hands into his hoodie pocket, playing with the blade.
Self harming!Tom ((Eddsworld)) ((yes for crappy starter)): ((*and
Tord (texting/calling you.): Tord just left with the hoodie.))
Self harming!Tom ((Eddsworld)) ((yes for crappy starter)): ((fuCCFORGOTABOUTTHAT- PRETEND HE JUST LAID ON THE BED- I'MSORRYI'MANIDIOT)
Tord (texting/calling you.): XD it's okay ))
Tord (texting/calling you.): Tord comes back about five minutes later and sits on the edge of the bed, and starts to spoon Tom.
Self harming!Tom ((Eddsworld)) ((yes for crappy starter)): Tom immediately stiffens up, not used to doing anything like this. He... never really got many hugs, and he had definitely NEVER been spooned before, so he didn't know what to do.
Tord (texting/calling you.): "Wanna watch anime??" He whispers into Toms ear.
Self harming!Tom ((Eddsworld)) ((yes for crappy starter)): "..f-fine.." He lowly mumbles out, immediately cursing under his breath at how weak he sounded.
Tord (texting/calling you.): "I'm fine....fine looking." He pokes Toms cheek as he jumps off the bed and slams his other box onto it.
Self harming!Tom ((Eddsworld)) ((yes for crappy starter)): He huffs out, letting Tord do whatever he had to. Tom started to panic when he realized he had left his blade in his hoodie pocket. His heartbeat picked up as he jumped off the bed, looking around the floor of his room, visibly scared.
Tord (texting/calling you.): "Looking for this, Thomas?" He holds up a tint blade with blood on it.
Tord (texting/calling you.): Tiny* fml ))
Self harming!Tom ((Eddsworld)) ((yes for crappy starter)): Tom froze, turning around quickly and staring at the blade. He wanted it back.. it.. it was safer in his hands.
Self harming!Tom ((Eddsworld)) ((yes for crappy starter)): ((XD)
Tord (texting/calling you.): "Well, you can't have it back. Not until I baby proof it." He says.
Self harming!Tom ((Eddsworld)) ((yes for crappy starter)): "T-Tord.. Please y-you HAVE to give it back right now.. I-.. I n-NEED it.." He slowly and quietly mumbled out, his stare staying on HIS blade.
Tord (texting/calling you.): "Call me daddy anime pussy destroyer 69 # master and then I'll think about it."
Self harming!Tom ((Eddsworld)) ((yes for crappy starter)): "..." Tom didn't say anything, and just started to move closer to Tord. Once he was around a meter away, he mumbled out. "C-C'mon Tord.. stop messing a-around.. I.. I need that t-to.. 'help' me.. it.. It helps.."
Tord (texting/calling you.): Tord stopped smiling. "Help you? YOU THINK THIS...INANINATE OBJECT HELPS YOU?!?" Tord wrapped the blade in a gauze and tosses it out the window onto the neighbors roof. "THAT will help you. LOOK AT YOURSELF. You think some F**KING TRINKET is going to help you?!?" Tord walks over to Tom, stomping over and grabbing his arm, ripping the gauze off. "YOU THINK THAT SHIT HELPS YOU WITH YOUR DEPRESSION AND ITS ACTUALLY F**KING UP YOUR BEAUTIFUL SKIN!! I LOVE YOU TOM AND SO DOES EDD AND MATT, AND MAYBE IT MIGHT NOT SEEM LIKE IT TO YOU, BUT WE F**KING CARE ABOUT YOU! HOW DO YOU THINK MATT OR EDD WILL REACT WHEN THEY SEE THIS??" He presses Toms arm closer to his face.
Self harming!Tom ((Eddsworld)) ((yes for crappy starter)): "..." Tom opened his mouth to say something, but.. had nothing to say to that. He took a quick glance over his arms, some of the wounds having been reopened because of the fact Tord had grabbed his arm and rips it off. 'See? Now look what you've done. You're a stupid, worthless idiot who can't even keep a secret! Well done, you f**k up! You had one f**king job! Don't let anyone else see you!' Tears started to gather in his eyes as he looked at Tord, then looked down, listening to his thoughts as they harassed him.
Tord (texting/calling you.): Tord angrily inhales, then sighs, rewrapping the gauze. "Sorry." He mumbles.
Tord (texting/calling you.):
Tord (texting/calling you.):
Self harming!Tom ((Eddsworld)) ((yes for crappy starter)): "..I-It's fine... This.. This is m-my fault anyway.. S-sorry for making y-you yell at me.." He mumbled, tears starting to go down his cheeks as he wiped them away with his other hand. 'Awe.. You're such a stupid f**king crybaby!'
Tord (texting/calling you.): "You're such a crybaby." Tord giggles. "What're you crying for, I'm not gonna spank you. Come on, let's go downstairs I wanna show you something."
Self harming!Tom ((Eddsworld)) ((yes for crappy starter)): "..." Tom wiped away his tears. 'See? Told you. You stupid attention whore.'
Tord (texting/calling you.): Tord zooms down the stairs, holding Toms hand. He zooms into a basement to reveal a bed and tosses Tom on it and straps him down
Tord (texting/calling you.): .
Tord (texting/calling you.):
Self harming!Tom ((Eddsworld)) ((yes for crappy starter)): ((oHFUCC- XD)) Tom immediately questions what Tord is doing, his breathing picking up. "T-Tord..?" He mumbled.
Tord (texting/calling you.): "Hm?" Tord smiles, moving a couple sex objects out the way.
Self harming!Tom ((Eddsworld)) ((yes for crappy starter)): "What are you.. doing..?" He mumbled, his face turning a soft red.
Tord (texting/calling you.): "I wanna do something to you..but I thought I put it behind the vibrators."
Self harming!Tom ((Eddsworld)) ((yes for crappy starter)): "..What?" He asked, not believing that whatever this is, is happening.
Tord (texting/calling you.): "Found it, here it's a big bandaid!!" He puts it on Toms arm and it wrapped around the entire arm. " I thought you'd try and take your arm away so I strapped you down. Now, with the bandaid, your arm should heal up in about two days!" He smiled, unstrapping Tom.
Tord (texting/calling you.): Lol u thought Tord was bout to get kinky.))
Self harming!Tom ((Eddsworld)) ((yes for crappy starter)): Tom was so confused, his face turning red as he pulled his arms close to his chest.
Tord (texting/calling you.): "Unless you wanna do something else.." Tord gives him a half lidded smile. (Who do you think is shorter Tord or Tom?))
Self harming!Tom ((Eddsworld)) ((yes for crappy starter)): ((MyHeadcanonIsThatTomIsAround5'4-)) Toms face flushed red, as he pulled his legs up to his chest, wrapping his arms around them.
Tord (texting/calling you.): Tom is taller than me rip)) "Do ya'??" He asked. (But I think Tord is shortest at 5'2 like my short sorry ass ))
Self harming!Tom ((Eddsworld)) ((yes for crappy starter)): ((oh lol- I think Tord would maybe be taller then Tom but whatever FLOATS YOUR SHIP I GUESS-)) "I-I.. What do you mean..?" He mumbled, wanting Tord to specify.
Tord (texting/calling you.): " I want to....." He gets super close to Toms ear. " Watch anime with youuuu..."
Self harming!Tom ((Eddsworld)) ((yes for crappy starter)): "..." Tom honestly didn't know what to do. He honestly just wanted to go back to his room and curl up on his bed, maybe pass out or something.
Tord (texting/calling you.): "Or we could fffffffffff- finish my sentence Tom."
Self harming!Tom ((Eddsworld)) ((yes for crappy starter)): "..." Tom got up, wrapping his arms around himself as he walked out of the basement, and back to his room, avoiding Edd and Matt on the way. Once he got to his room he locked the door.
Tord (texting/calling you.): Tord yelled in the basement. "I WAS GONNA SAY FIRE UP SOME POPCORN AND WATCH A MOVIE MARATHON!!!" Q^O.
Tord (texting/calling you.): Tord looks around. " Probably scared him with all my kinky stuff." He says and looks over at a tentacle dildo. " oooh you're going straight up my ass."
Self harming!Tom ((Eddsworld)) ((yes for crappy starter)): ((XDD)) Tom let out a growl, ripping off the gauze quickly. He hated this.. he.. he did.
Tord (texting/calling you.): Tord realizes he forgot all his stuff in Toms room. Tord goes into Toms room and just lays on the bed and lifts a leg up. " I want you to do me a favor big boy~"
Self harming!Tom ((Eddsworld)) ((yes for crappy starter)): "...Tord, stop!! Get out of my room!!" He yelled, wanting Tord to leave.
Tord (texting/calling you.): "No~I want your D in my ass noww~~~" Tord stuck his tongue out.
Self harming!Tom ((Eddsworld)) ((yes for crappy starter)): Toms face flushed a deep red as he looked away from Tord.
Tord (texting/calling you.): "Why is everything in your room black and white or blue? Such a turn off, talk about finding emo." Tord grumbled. "Wanna go in my room? Red is such a sexy colour, but it's not as sexy as youu~" he cooed.
Self harming!Tom ((Eddsworld)) ((yes for crappy starter)): Tom has literally nothing to say as he hides his face in his hands, letting out a small groan.
Tord (texting/calling you.): Tord grabs Toms hand and takes him to his room and closes the door behind him.
Tord (texting/calling you.): Tord inhaled deeply and jumped up and down from excitement.
Self harming!Tom ((Eddsworld)) ((yes for crappy starter)): Tom basically has no clue what the f**k is happening anymore.
ord (texting/calling you.): Tord is trying to take off his pants and repeating the word "nipples" over and over again.
Tord (texting/calling you.): I'm gonna cry from laughing)
Self harming!Tom ((Eddsworld)) ((yes for crappy starter)): (I think I am too--))
Tord (texting/calling you.): "gimme dat dick" Tord bites Toms leg.
Self harming!Tom ((Eddsworld)) ((yes for crappy starter)): Tom face was a bright red as Tord bit him, he was so confused yet... turned on??? ((oMG-- XD))
Tord (texting/calling you.): "Om nom nom nom nom nom."
Self harming!Tom ((Eddsworld)) ((yes for crappy starter)): This is it, Tom was gonna either die of embarrassment, or get f**ked to death and become a sex slave.
Self harming!Tom ((Eddsworld)) ((yes for crappy starter)): ((i'M CRYING--))
Tord (texting/calling you.): Tord was trying to lickle Toms pickle.
Self harming!Tom ((Eddsworld)) ((yes for crappy starter)): ((oML))
Self harming!Tom ((Eddsworld)) ((yes for crappy starter)): Tom was like 'wOAH' in his mind, turned on slightly. *Add lenny face here*
Tord (texting/calling you.): Tord took down Toms pants...hes Probably on crack.
Self harming!Tom ((Eddsworld)) ((yes for crappy starter)): Tom had already guessed that Tord was a druggie. His face was red.
Tord (texting/calling you.): "Take off your boxers cuz I wanna see your eNLONGATED NOODLE!!"
Self harming!Tom ((Eddsworld)) ((yes for crappy starter)): Tom took off his boxers, blushing like an anime h*ntai girl.
Tord (texting/calling you.): Tord ate dat dick like a marshmallow on a stick.
Tord (texting/calling you.): "GIMME UR DICK LEMME TAKE A LICK. I'M F**KING DR. SUESS BITCHES TRY TO GREEN EGGS AND HAM THIS BIOOOTCH!!"
Self harming!Tom ((Eddsworld)) ((yes for crappy starter)): ((AAAAAAAAAAAA I'M ACTUALLY CRYING)
Tord (texting/calling you.): isn't brEaTh))
Self harming!Tom ((Eddsworld)) ((yes for crappy starter)): ((OmL--) Tom moaned like teh h*ntai girl.
Self harming!Tom ((Eddsworld)) ((yes for crappy starter)): ((wHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIIFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEE)
Tord (texting/calling you.): XD ))
Tord (texting/calling you.): I couldn't breathe XDd))
Self harming!Tom ((Eddsworld)) ((yes for crappy starter)): ((TEARS ARE STREAMING DOWN MY FACE--
Self harming!Tom ((Eddsworld)) ((yes for crappy starter)): ((THIS IS THE BEST F**KING CHAT EVER-)
Tord (texting/calling you.): XDd))
Tord (texting/calling you.): Imma copy and paste this xDd))
Tord (texting/calling you.): Did it :''DD))
Self harming!Tom ((Eddsworld)) ((yes for crappy starter)): (( :'''''''''''''DDD
Tord (texting/calling you.): Tord slowly came down from his high-aND S ORTED COCOA PEBBLES!! "MMMMMM COCAINE!!!"
Tord (texting/calling you.): Snort snOrt
Self harming!Tom ((Eddsworld)) ((yes for crappy starter)): SnnOOOeRrrTrT
Tord (texting/calling you.): Tord licked Toms neck and his back but screamed wildly when he couldn t find his pussy or his crack.
Self harming!Tom ((Eddsworld)) ((yes for crappy starter)): (( I cANNOITK TYPE ANYMORW- I'M F**KING DYINGGG)
Tord (texting/calling you.): "U HAVE NO PUSSY?!?!?EVEN EDD HAS A PUSSY NAMED RINGO!!! I THOUGHT YOU LIKED TO GO PUSSY SHOPPING!!!"
Self harming!Tom ((Eddsworld)) ((yes for crappy starter)): ((lORD JESUS FORGIVE MY F**KING SINS--)
Tord (texting/calling you.): XDddd
Tord (texting/calling you.): "SO WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO WHEN I SAY ALL THE LADIES POP YOUR PUSSY LIKE THIS?!!? EDD AND RINGO WILL START POPPIN ND DROPPING IT LIKE IT'S HOT!!"
Self harming!Tom ((Eddsworld)) ((yes for crappy starter)): ((FUCC I GOTTA PISS BUT- THIS CHAT IS BEAUTIFUL- HOLY FUCC--------))
Tord (texting/calling you.): XDdd)))
Self harming!Tom ((Eddsworld)) ((yes for crappy starter)): AAAAAAAAAAAAAA))
Tord (texting/calling you.): "JEEZ. WAIT ..SHH..HEAR THAT...ITS EDUARDO..." Tord throws a bottle at Eduardo from the window. "NOW WE ARE NUMBER ONE BITTTTCCCHHHESSSS"
Tord (texting/calling you.): "WE ARE NUMBER ONE-HEY!!"
Tord (texting/calling you.): "Oh wait I think I killed Eduardo.."
Tord (texting/calling you.): "WELL TUCK THAT NOISE" * BLASTS WE ARE NUMBER ONE ON THE STEREO*
Tord (texting/calling you.): "Tuck that noise?? I thought I said f**k ah well."
Tord (texting/calling you.): "F**K ME, HUMP ME- DADDY ANIME PUSSY DESTROYER 69 # MASTER BETTER MAKE ME CHOKE-"
Self harming!Tom ((Eddsworld)) ((yes for crappy starter)): ((fUUCC I'M DYING---)
Tord (texting/calling you.): "BRUNO MARS BETSTA CATCH THESE GRENADE BALLSACKS CUZ I'M SO FRESH YALL CAN SUCK MY NUTS!!"
Self harming!Tom ((Eddsworld)) ((yes for crappy starter)): (((yoU ARE AN AMAZING PERSON
Self harming!Tom ((Eddsworld)) ((yes for crappy starter)): ((HOLYYYY F**K
Tord (texting/calling you.): XDRdkz)
Tord (texting/calling you.): "SAM SMITH?more like SAM SNIFFING MY DICK-"
Tord (texting/calling you.): "HAMILTON MORE LIKE HAMILICK MY ANUS CUZ IT'S IN PAINUS!!!"
Tord (texting/calling you.): "DR SUESS BITTTCCCHHESSSSSSSS"
Self harming!Tom ((Eddsworld)) ((yes for crappy starter)): ((MY MUM JUST CAME IN ASKING IF I WAS ALRIGHT
Self harming!Tom ((Eddsworld)) ((yes for crappy starter)): ((I'M C R Y I NG
Tord (texting/calling you.): XdDD))
Self harming!Tom ((Eddsworld)) ((yes for crappy starter)): ((AND SCREECHING AND---
Self harming!Tom ((Eddsworld)) ((yes for crappy starter)): ((SHE THOUGHT I WAS POSSESSED---- XDDDD)
Tord (texting/calling you.): MY MOM IS WORKING SO I'M USING HER Phone bu t iM CRYinnnGg))
Self harming!Tom ((Eddsworld)) ((yes for crappy starter)): ((mEEE TOOO))
Tord (texting/calling you.): "TOOM MOW MY ASS LIKE GRASS...GRASS GRASS SMELLS LIKE ASSSSSSSSSSSS NICKI MINAJJ"
Tord (texting/calling you.): "THE ONE DIRECTION BAND WENT INTO THE DIRECTION OF MY ANUS HOLE."
Tord (texting/calling you.): "I MOAN LIKE A LLAMA" *SHEEP NOISE*
Tord (texting/calling you.): "WE ARE THE CRYSTAL DRUGS AND WE F**K UP YOUR DAY AND IF YOU THINK WE CAN'T THEN WE WILL FIND A WAY!!! THAT'S WHY ALL THE DRUG DEALERS SELL US. COCAINE CRYSTAL METH AND CRACK WITH EL CHAPO!!!!"
Self harming!Tom ((Eddsworld)) ((yes for crappy starter)): ((hOLY FUCKCKL
Self harming!Tom ((Eddsworld)) ((yes for crappy starter)): ((MY MUM IS READING OVER MY SHOULDER AND--
Tord (texting/calling you.): Omg I'm sorry!!! ))
Self harming!Tom ((Eddsworld)) ((yes for crappy starter)): ((SHE SAW THE LLAMA THINGY--
Self harming!Tom ((Eddsworld)) ((yes for crappy starter)): ((IT'S FINE-
Tord (texting/calling you.): Okay ))
Tord (texting/calling you.): I got shook for a minute)) shOOK))
Tord (texting/calling you.): I gtg tho but text me look up eddsworld shamchats))