I'm going to try and get myself either makeup or colored contacts
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on October 23, 2020
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Gideon is Inigo Montoya I REPEAT GIDEON FROM CRIMINAL MINDS IS INIGO MONTOYA AND HE IS ON TIKTOK!!!!
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on October 23, 2020
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I need to rethink my life choices
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on October 23, 2020
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I'm getting a chest I can lock and I'm locking people's clothes in it when they leave their clothes in the dryer for 5 hours.

We have a thing to put your phone number on, do it. I'm petty and a bitch, let's go
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on October 23, 2020
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No one asked but I dont care
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I will steal an animal if you're not taking good care of it.

If it's an animal I don't know how to care for, I'll steal it and give it to someone who can. Do not own a pet of you will not do what it takes to give it the home it needs.

If you doubt my stealing skills, I'll have you know I stole my neighbors cats. By that I mean I care for the outside cats to where they have more trust in me than the neighbors and everytime the neighbors ask about the cats I do not tell them See More
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@Emoshadowqueen Actually, yeah I can I have chickens at the house. Ducks are new, but I can do some research.
on October 23, 2020
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Can you take care of 8 chickens and 4 ducks?
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My Mom: Freshmen in college typically gain 15 lbs because of stress and over eating due to stress

Me: *losing like 30 from lack of eating* Uh... definitely *knowing those aren't backed up by any realistic information*
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Day 1 of telling people I'm in love with that I love them in hopes of getting into a relationship.

Me: *turns Batman on the t.v* *sees Harley Quinn* I LOVE YOU

Mom: This is why you're single

Me: Wait a minute, you know

Mom: You have a thing for batman jesus christ

Me: Nope
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on October 22, 2020
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This is just a random post don't get weirded out k, k.

Person: Call me daddy

Other Person: Sorry, calling you that gives me flashbacks to the day my father left

Person: Whar

Other Person: twas 15 years ago when little 5-year-old me got my heart broken by my father who left to get milk. To this day I believe he's coming back, but alas no milk has been-

Person: -holds up milk-

Other Person: Daddy?
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Btw, just a heads up this isn't kinktok it's a dad joke
on October 22, 2020
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I don't know how this qfeast thing works but uh, Hi! My name is Syrianna and well, I'm Mae's oldest character so basically I'm like their child. Idk what to do.
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on October 22, 2020
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"Why do people message me saying they're sorry when I've met someone who makes me happy"

Me: I- Where is this coming from?
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on October 22, 2020
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Girls are actually liking me on tinder and that makes me super happy
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on October 22, 2020
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Are we now doing the multiple people on the account thing to shade another person. If so I'm down, I've got a shit ton of characters to do
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on October 22, 2020
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New user sheep.culture yes or no?
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@damien alright!
on October 22, 2020
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I follow CallmeMrSir on tiktok (think that's his user) and his videos are great. I stumbled onto his videos by accident, same with Repairman's.

If you're under 18 I wouldn't watch them, because that is on the side of kinktok.
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on October 21, 2020
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Imagine being gay pfffffffft, could never

Me: *wearing pride stuff with I'm gay written all over it*

That One Idiot: You're homophobic

Me: I am gay you f'ucking idiot!

That One Idiot: then why did you say it that way

Me: TO JOKE and you literally ruined it.
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I'm going to be a powerful emo now
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@TheAbnormalBoys Yeah, I'm fine I just wanted to pound on my keyboard
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