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Me if I were Belle

Me: There goes the Baker with his tray like always, the same old cock rolls that he never f'ucking sells. Every morning just the same, since the morning that we came to this stupid f'ucking town

Person: Good morning belle

Me: F'uck off!

-later in the song because I'm not typing all this shit-

Girls: Look there she goes that girl is so peculiar

Me: damn right bitch See More

Girls: I wonder if she's well

Me: *laughs* absolutely not!

-skip ahead-

Me: Oh, isn't this amazing. It's my favorite part because you'll see! Here's where she meets Prince charming, but she's stupid and doesn't realize til chapter three -annoyed face- why do I keep reading this shit.

-later-

Gaston: *clearly hitting on me and throws my book in a puddle*

Me: *stares at him with a hint of murderous rage* you better f'ucking run after ruining my damn book you piece of shit!

Disney Writers: Okay, bring in Emma Watson we're not having an R rated beauty and the beast yet.

Me as a child: *full on lesbian ass bs because all I could think about was how cute girls were and never paid attention to a guy except for one. Literally everyone in my family shipped me with him and it was stupid*

Me as a middle school teenager: Do I like men, no... yes... no of course I don't men are disgusting.

Me as a high school teenager: men are cool I guess, still really like women I'll try dating a couple guys to get my mom off my ass *insert trauma here* Nope, men See More are stupid I can't! Nope! Won't

Me as a college freshman and still a teen: Okay, I'm either pan or bi because men are okay now.

Me in a relationship with a really great guy: *shocked pikachu face*

Best part of last night is he told me to tell him when something is wrong, because he won't always notice. (He can't read minds obviously), which is great. We went on a walk yesterday and my knee nearly killed me. We watched t.v and just talked, then we cuddled and talked and talking with him feels amazing. He listens and that's the best feeling ever.

Imagine if some dirty person from today went to the era 6969 to make a goddamn sex joke.

I'm sad my state voted trump but my state is a republican state

Hung out with my boyfriend, vented about some things and ended up crying at his place. He told me nothing that happened wasn't my fault, and that shit hurted man. I cried and he wiped away my tears and just hugged me while I was having a mental breakdown, assuring me that everything was going to be okay and that just made me feel so much better. For once I feel like someone actually cared about me. I wasn't ignored, he was actually genuinely listening to me.

Maybe america actually has some common sense and is voting for the better candidate.

I also want you all to stay safe, I heard some things about people planning on going after POC, LGBT and so on if Biden wins. Please stay safe.

Y'all I'm 100% get sick and tired of some of these users.

If LGBT rights get taken away I'm writing Desire.

There's a reason why

Okay, I made my political post for today I'm going to go eat now.

"Joe Biden is a Pedophile"

Well so tf is Trump, what's your point?

I 100% forgot to eat today :>

ART THEFT IS A REAL CRIME STOP F'UCKING DOING IT!

Guess who only has three classes for college now because the stress was getting to them!!!

My moms version of freedom is locking me away in a f'ucking room and keeping me from people.

I'll upload a pic of my boo later, got to take a Spanish quiz and fail it.

I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!!!!!

Interesting things about him!

His name is James
He's older than me (by 6 years? Maybe 5)
He does have a 3-year-old (his name is Oliver and he is the cutest child ever). I won't go into details on that though.
He wants to eventually own his own store someday.
Wants to become a writer (my passion). See More
Loves coffee (he's going to be an old man drinking coffee in a gas station and I'm going to be emo grandma in a diner).
Sad thing is he is allergic to cats and dogs and I love animals, but he is an amazing person!!!!
I told him I was bisexual and nonbinary, he said that's good and it'll take time for him to get used to it but he'll adjust to my pronouns. I'm the first noncis person he's met/dated (wooo).
Last night he asked me to be his partner because I'm really cool.
He likes rap music and rock music (I'm more for rock, but I listen to other stuff too).
He loves his kid, really loves his kid and I love that about him. His kid is literally his life.
?? he laughs at my shitty jokes
WATCHES DR. WHO AND HAS A TARDIS ON HIS ARM SAME WITH A DALEK!!!!
Very interesting to talk to, we literally talked for hours on Friday and hours on Saturday!
Another sad thing is he doesn't wear onesies (I'll convert him).
However, I can binge a lot of t.v shows and movies with him.
Also he is a f'ucking gentleman, he literally opens my car door for me and holds my hand when we go places. Like awwww, such a gentleman!

This man understands me