The Qfeast Christmas List!
Add something you want for Christmas to the list!
The list:
~ A laptop
~ A set of candy lipsticks
~ An iPad
~ A good time with family See More
~A chance to meet anybody for a week (anime character,your oc, author, book character,movie character etc)
~ MOAR BOOKS!
~ To beat FandomLover at adoptables
~ Started by @MikasPrincess
Add something you want for Christmas to the list!
The list:
~ A laptop
~ A set of candy lipsticks
~ An iPad
~ A good time with family See More
~A chance to meet anybody for a week (anime character,your oc, author, book character,movie character etc)
~ MOAR BOOKS!
~ To beat FandomLover at adoptables
~ Started by @MikasPrincess
on December 25, 2014
The Qfeast Christmas List!
Add something you want for Christmas to the list!
The list:
~ A laptop
~ A set of candy lipsticks
~ An iPad
~ A good time with family See More
~A chance to meet anybody for a week (anime character,your oc, author, book character,movie character etc)
~ MOAR BOOKS!
~ To beat FandomLover at adoptables
~ Started by @MikasPrincess
Add something you want for Christmas to the list!
The list:
~ A laptop
~ A set of candy lipsticks
~ An iPad
~ A good time with family See More
~A chance to meet anybody for a week (anime character,your oc, author, book character,movie character etc)
~ MOAR BOOKS!
~ To beat FandomLover at adoptables
~ Started by @MikasPrincess
on December 25, 2014
The Qfeast Christmas List!
Add something you want for Christmas to the list!
The list:
~ A laptop
~ A set of candy lipsticks
~ An iPad
~ A good time with family See More
~A chance to meet anybody for a week (anime character,your oc, author, book character,movie character etc)
~ MOAR BOOKS!
~ To beat FandomLover at adoptables
~ Started by @MikasPrincess
Add something you want for Christmas to the list!
The list:
~ A laptop
~ A set of candy lipsticks
~ An iPad
~ A good time with family See More
~A chance to meet anybody for a week (anime character,your oc, author, book character,movie character etc)
~ MOAR BOOKS!
~ To beat FandomLover at adoptables
~ Started by @MikasPrincess
on December 25, 2014
Achmed: I've got a favor to ask of you, infidel.
Jeff: What?
Achmed: When we're finished here, will you come caroling with me?
Jeff: You go Christmas caroling?
Achmed: Oh, yes. I love to Christmas carol.
Jeff: Like, what do you sing?
Achmed: Umm... "Bin Laden is Coming to Town", "O Holy Crap..." [singing to the tune of "O Holy Night"] Oh, holy crap. I think I blew my foot off... [audience laughs] And then my favorite: "SILENCE! Night." [audience laughs again] Thank you.
Jeff: What?
Achmed: When we're finished here, will you come caroling with me?
Jeff: You go Christmas caroling?
Achmed: Oh, yes. I love to Christmas carol.
Jeff: Like, what do you sing?
Achmed: Umm... "Bin Laden is Coming to Town", "O Holy Crap..." [singing to the tune of "O Holy Night"] Oh, holy crap. I think I blew my foot off... [audience laughs] And then my favorite: "SILENCE! Night." [audience laughs again] Thank you.
on December 24, 2014
Part 1
Jeff: And now, The Night Before Cristmas.
Peanut: This could probably be a good time for the Muslims to go to the bathroom.
Jeff: "'Twas the night before Christmas-"
Peanut: And all the Jews were at the movies. Or eating Chinese food. I'm just trying to include everybody.
Jeff: "'Twas-"
Peanut: Hold it. See More
Jeff: What?!
Peanut: Who the hell says "'Twas"?
Jeff: It's in the story.
Peanut: It's old and stupid.
Jeff: It's tradition.
Peanut: 'Tis it?
Jeff: "'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house-"
Peanut: Why is it always a house? Like there's kids that live in apartments. How does Santa Claus get to the kids in the apartments, Uncle Jeffie? They have to buzz his ass in. "Santa Claus".
Jeff: "...And all through the apartments, not a creature was stirring-"
Peanut: Except for the asshole in 2-B. They're drunk and hitting each other with menorahs. "Oy vey". That's Jewish for "holy shit". Nothing funnier than throwing in a couple of "holy sh*ts" before "The Night Before Christmas", huh?
Jeff: "...Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse."
Peanut: Mouse? You wish. You're in an apartment, that's a rat.
Jeff: And now, The Night Before Cristmas.
Peanut: This could probably be a good time for the Muslims to go to the bathroom.
Jeff: "'Twas the night before Christmas-"
Peanut: And all the Jews were at the movies. Or eating Chinese food. I'm just trying to include everybody.
Jeff: "'Twas-"
Peanut: Hold it. See More
Jeff: What?!
Peanut: Who the hell says "'Twas"?
Jeff: It's in the story.
Peanut: It's old and stupid.
Jeff: It's tradition.
Peanut: 'Tis it?
Jeff: "'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house-"
Peanut: Why is it always a house? Like there's kids that live in apartments. How does Santa Claus get to the kids in the apartments, Uncle Jeffie? They have to buzz his ass in. "Santa Claus".
Jeff: "...And all through the apartments, not a creature was stirring-"
Peanut: Except for the asshole in 2-B. They're drunk and hitting each other with menorahs. "Oy vey". That's Jewish for "holy shit". Nothing funnier than throwing in a couple of "holy sh*ts" before "The Night Before Christmas", huh?
Jeff: "...Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse."
Peanut: Mouse? You wish. You're in an apartment, that's a rat.
Part 4
Peanut: Fat; drinkin' and drivin'... in a furry gay outfit... covered in soot; he's smokin', and you let him in the house 'cause he said he had something for your kids! What kind of a father are you, anyway? If it were me, I'd check his I.D., then Taser his fat ass! And just how fat is this guy anyway? Leavin' him a plate full of cookies, you'd think he's See More a diabetic too, don'tcha think?! Leave 'im a plateful of insulin, how 'bout that? I can't wait to hear this story next year: "The Night Before Christmas, Part 2: Santa's On Dialysis And He's Missing A Leg!" … And all of his little dollies have "poliosis!"
Jeff: Can I finish this story?
Peanut: Oh, please do!
Jeff: "He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle..."
Peanut: Gotta go quick, 'cause there's a cop with a pistol!
Jeff: "But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight—"
Peanut: "Merry Christmas to all! Oh, crap! I ran over your bike!"
Peanut: Fat; drinkin' and drivin'... in a furry gay outfit... covered in soot; he's smokin', and you let him in the house 'cause he said he had something for your kids! What kind of a father are you, anyway? If it were me, I'd check his I.D., then Taser his fat ass! And just how fat is this guy anyway? Leavin' him a plate full of cookies, you'd think he's See More a diabetic too, don'tcha think?! Leave 'im a plateful of insulin, how 'bout that? I can't wait to hear this story next year: "The Night Before Christmas, Part 2: Santa's On Dialysis And He's Missing A Leg!" … And all of his little dollies have "poliosis!"
Jeff: Can I finish this story?
Peanut: Oh, please do!
Jeff: "He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle..."
Peanut: Gotta go quick, 'cause there's a cop with a pistol!
Jeff: "But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight—"
Peanut: "Merry Christmas to all! Oh, crap! I ran over your bike!"
on December 24, 2014
Part 3
Jeff: It's not breaking and entering.
Peanut Keep reading. I think it qualifies.
Jeff: "As I drew in my bed and was turning around, down the chimney Saint Nicholas came with a bound."
Peanut He fell down. See More
Jeff: Yes.
Peanut: And didn't you say his face was all red?
Jeff: Yeah.
Peanut: Why doesn't anyone see this? He is drunk off his ass! This is a horrible, horrible story!
Jeff: "He was dressed all in fur from his head to his foot, and his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot."
Jeff: It's not breaking and entering.
Peanut Keep reading. I think it qualifies.
Jeff: "As I drew in my bed and was turning around, down the chimney Saint Nicholas came with a bound."
Peanut He fell down. See More
Jeff: Yes.
Peanut: And didn't you say his face was all red?
Jeff: Yeah.
Peanut: Why doesn't anyone see this? He is drunk off his ass! This is a horrible, horrible story!
Jeff: "He was dressed all in fur from his head to his foot, and his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot."
on December 24, 2014
Part 2
Jeff: "The stockings were hung by the chimney with care."
Peanut: And believe me, the room could use some fresh air. How did that tradition start? Hanging up dirty laundry hoping Santa would fill them with goodies? "I'd like to suck on this candy cane, but it smells like Dad's feet". Good thing the tradition wasn't jockstraps. "Sally, what's in yours?" See More "Nuts. And Mommy says they're magically delicious."
Jeff: You are ruining this story.
Peanut: You're the pervert eating out of your own jockstrap. Is this the part with kids and sugar plums dancing in their heads? What does that mean? I think they're hallucinating. These apartment children are on drugs. Santa's gonna bring me a G.I. Joe and a bong. And Daddy wants a ho ho ho. It's Daddy and the three hos.
Jeff: "With mama in her kerchief and I in my cap, we had just settled down-"
Peanut: "For a big snort of crack". Oh, Guitar Guy. You're in this story too. Get to the part where Santa gets busted for breaking and entering.
Jeff: "The stockings were hung by the chimney with care."
Peanut: And believe me, the room could use some fresh air. How did that tradition start? Hanging up dirty laundry hoping Santa would fill them with goodies? "I'd like to suck on this candy cane, but it smells like Dad's feet". Good thing the tradition wasn't jockstraps. "Sally, what's in yours?" See More "Nuts. And Mommy says they're magically delicious."
Jeff: You are ruining this story.
Peanut: You're the pervert eating out of your own jockstrap. Is this the part with kids and sugar plums dancing in their heads? What does that mean? I think they're hallucinating. These apartment children are on drugs. Santa's gonna bring me a G.I. Joe and a bong. And Daddy wants a ho ho ho. It's Daddy and the three hos.
Jeff: "With mama in her kerchief and I in my cap, we had just settled down-"
Peanut: "For a big snort of crack". Oh, Guitar Guy. You're in this story too. Get to the part where Santa gets busted for breaking and entering.
on December 24, 2014
on December 24, 2014
Rush: *Runs downstairs, almost tripping and tumbling down, but saving himself and running down* *Has a Santa hat on*
(If you'd like to join, just ask first!)
(If you'd like to join, just ask first!)
on December 24, 2014
So, Qfeast,
I have an idea that has to do with our contacts that we are able to message. I like how it shows up in the bottom right corner and then when they message you, little tab comes up. That's nice. But sometimes that little tab gets it the way, so I had an idea. Maybe we could have the ability to be able to move that tab to different places inside the window. It'd actually help with how it gets in the way sometimes. And instead of having to ex out of the tab, do stuff, See More and pull it back up, it's just be easier.
Just a suggestion!
Your Faithful Qfeaster,
DerpytheGreatandPowerful
I have an idea that has to do with our contacts that we are able to message. I like how it shows up in the bottom right corner and then when they message you, little tab comes up. That's nice. But sometimes that little tab gets it the way, so I had an idea. Maybe we could have the ability to be able to move that tab to different places inside the window. It'd actually help with how it gets in the way sometimes. And instead of having to ex out of the tab, do stuff, See More and pull it back up, it's just be easier.
Just a suggestion!
Your Faithful Qfeaster,
DerpytheGreatandPowerful
on December 24, 2014
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE, INCLUDING YOU, @QFEAST! :D
on December 24, 2014
JINGLE BOMBS BY ACHMED, THE DEAD TERRORIST!!!
Dashing through the sand
With a bomb strapped to my back
I have a nasty plan
For Christmas in Iraq
I got through checkpoint A
But not through checkpoint B See More
That's when I got shot in the ass by the US Military
It's not funny!
This is a sad song!
Oh, Jingle bombs
Jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see
Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me
Jingle bombs, jingle bombs, US Soldiers shot me dead
The only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head
I used to be a man, but every time I cough
Thanks to uncle Sam my nuts keep falling off
My bombing days are done, I need to find some work
Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk
Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I kill you!
I KILL YOU!!!!!
Dashing through the sand
With a bomb strapped to my back
I have a nasty plan
For Christmas in Iraq
I got through checkpoint A
But not through checkpoint B See More
That's when I got shot in the ass by the US Military
It's not funny!
This is a sad song!
Oh, Jingle bombs
Jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see
Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me
Jingle bombs, jingle bombs, US Soldiers shot me dead
The only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head
I used to be a man, but every time I cough
Thanks to uncle Sam my nuts keep falling off
My bombing days are done, I need to find some work
Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk
Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I kill you!
I KILL YOU!!!!!
on December 24, 2014
EverymanHABIT asked a question
Can we get rid of haters?! *Sigh* treelover, BobbyTheMob, jayswaggs, and more. Can we p...
on December 24, 2014
Thumbs Up If You'd Let Me Cry On Your Shoulder And Shower My Sadness With Happiness.
Thumbs Down If You'd Just Shrug It Off And Wouldn't Give A Care In The World.
~Please Repost~
~Started By CamilleTheHedgehog14~
Thumbs Down If You'd Just Shrug It Off And Wouldn't Give A Care In The World.
~Please Repost~
~Started By CamilleTheHedgehog14~
on December 24, 2014
HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY 700!!! :D
on December 23, 2014
Hi.
on December 22, 2014